THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME!!

so i played through the entirety of Violet without finding a single shiny, until i did my first sandwich hunt for an Iron Valiant in Area Zero. sounds alright, right?

well, today i learned that my little brother who's halfway through the game has already found two shinies by complete accident;

like, i'm obviously proud of him, but like wow my ass rolled a 4 in luck so he could roll the 18

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

i had a dream that due to a botched contract mcdonalds had accidentally agreed to individually sponsor every post on tumblr dot com so the site was unusable because everyone was just posting like 'cock sex cum' and then there'd be a giant integrated SPONSORED BY THE MCDONALDS CORPORATION banner underneath it and mcdonalds was losing millions of dollars on this

i can't stay humble i'm sorry

i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start seeing a few of the same dependable websites popping up, and you can just bookmark those websites instead. (for downloads, you'll need to torrent with a vpn, which is a whole separate and beautiful thing)

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

I'm a nonsharer kind of???? Like i get a lil uncomfy seeing my f/o shipped with other ppl from the fandom [a lot of his content is shipping so I have a bunch of those tags blocked :3]... But. But seeing doubles makes me all whimsical and joyous. I'm all like "YES!!!! We both love f/o!!! Isnt he so great :DD" and then move on so. Maybe it's cuz they actually have an s/i they can draw him with? Anyways yeah they're very cool.

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here's the newest in the steaming batch of revelations about Google AI: it doesn't understand the concept of time

you say usable against its will but like hey at least it's not fucking reddit

figured out a way you can search for posts that are tagged TWO things on a blog!!! feeling clever

for anyone else who didn’t know, this is the format!:

https://[blogURL].tumblr.com/search/%23[tag1]%2C%20%23[tag2]

remove the [brackets] when using it!