Currently crashing into asteroids // Professional girlthing
221 posts
Well, a god can be a type of maid I think
now you're getting it
Propaganda poster I made of a friend's striking cat picture
Can someone tell me if this looks cool or if it’s a sinkhole that I’ve already wasted too many hours on..? It’s supposed to represent rot consuming fresh greens. Compost lesbians, if you will.
having online friends who are busy is just like. I LOVE YOU. I miss you. YOU GOT THIS. I'm giving you space to work. I LOVE YOU.
Trans scientist cat lady and her assistent :3
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I need to eat food to live? Every day? Forever? Crazy stuff
i had a dream they updated disco elysium with a new copotype called “slime cop” and every slime cop dialogue choice was bright green and just said stuff like “i feel slimy” “lets slime this guy” “slime it up” and when u select enough of them u get a new green health bar that constantly goes down and i couldnt figure out how to heal it and when it ran out harry died and the obituary was extremely gruesome and had nothing to do with slime
-SONANT, everyone's favorite news? reporter? and book handler? who definitely does things that aren't just bothering the janitor to a weird degree? their occasional confusion over who they are at the moment and the caginess around why they know all sorts of random facts is just par for the course for library managers with questionable mental stability, of course.
any visual, thematic, nomenclative, or personality similarities to persons real or dead is purely coincidental. if you saw another DRYCLEAN and made this connection, you're wrong and also they're getting sloppy about it and should really up their game
Treating your fatal wounds but the only way to save you is by turning you into a slime (asmr)
Heartbreaking: Local goo girl has completely dissolved after looking 'cute as fuck' in one-piece swimsuit and deciding to jump into public pool
I've said it once and I'll say it again:
Slime with robot components.
Important!!!
MrrrrRRrrrr maoo~ mrow meoww *nuzzles into you* mrrrrooowwwwww
I hate it when people ask me what genre of music i listen to because i genuinely have no clue. It's called Music I Like genre. The best genre out there
me an who
keeping up with people is so hard i dont want to have to text them i want to sleep in their arms and wake up and look up at them and say "i love you" and kiss them before burying my face back in the space between them and my pillow before passing out again
They should call it the niceys of production
im girlpilled
It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.