Y/N, leaving after an argument: Ok well then fuck you!
Any of the Batfam members: Wait, where are you going?
Y/N, beyond mad: To your mom’s house.
Batfam member:
Y/N:
Y/N: I’m sorry, that slipped out.
Otto Hightower at family meetings: Alright, listen up you little shits. Not you Helaena, you're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.
*Harry and Ron arguing*
Ron: imagine waking up and the first thing you have to grab is a pair of glasses
All the Haddonsfields residents who weren’t at the junk yard hearing about it the next day
Not everyone can be like Me and Michael
It felt like that for the first half, not gonna lie--
Evil Rides Tonight
That stupid scene of Corey luring the cop into the sewer basically went like this…
y/n: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it.
obi wan: Just rip the bandage off.
y/n: It's Anakin.
obi wan: Put the bandage back on.
Anakin: I started seeing someone.
Obi wan: As in dating or hallucinations?
Y/N: I'm so happy I could kiss you!
Anakin: *nervous laughter* Haha neat.
[Later]
Anakin, lying face down on the bed: I can't believe I said “neat,” Obi-wan. “Neat.” Nobody says neat anymore! It's not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I'm a huge loser!
Obi-wan: Hey, don't beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Satine kissed me?
Anakin: Didn't you say crikey?
Obi-wan, staring blankly into the distance:
Obi-wan: I said crikey.
Obi-wan: anakin isn’t answering his comlink.
Y/n: i’ll call him.
Obi-wan: i’ve tried seven times now, he’s probably in the middle of something impo-
Anakin: hello?
Obi-wan: Anakin-
Anakin: *sighs* Y/n used to call me Anakin...
Obi-wan: ...Because it's your fucking name.
based on this tiktok (#12)
“Maybe I am….. Am I the villain?”
Enola: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Y/n?
Y/n: … No.
Tewkesbury: I do!
Enola: I know, Tewkesbury.
Tewkesbury: I’m sad!
Enola: I know, Tewkesbury.
Ron: Why are Draco and Harry sitting with their backs to each other? Hermione : They had a fight. Ron: Then why are they holding hands? Hermione : They get sad when they fight.
Severus: Give me a vodka, rocks.
Minerva: Severus, it's breakfast.
Severus: And a slice of toast.
Aegon II: Imma get me a glass of wine.
Aegon II: (drinks straight from the bottle)
Cregan Stark: I've only had Jacaerys for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone in Westeros and then myself.
Aemond: I know you think my judgements clouded because I like them a little.
Alicent: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Aemond: No, that's our joint tombstone!
Alicent:
Alicent: My mistake.
Alicent: Aegon, if you’re reading this-
Otto: Can Aegon read?
Alicent: Helaena, if you are reading this out loud to Aegon-
Otto: Can Helaena read?
Alicent:
Alicent: Aemond-
Aemond: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.
Aemond: Ask me to kill for you.
Y/N: ...First of all, calm down-
Aemond returning home after killing luceyrs and starting a civil war: I'd like everybody to take a moment and think back to a time when they did something stupid, how they were treated, and how they wished they were treated. Alicent: What the hell did you do?
Aemond:ikilledluke
Alicent: .... what?
Aemond: vhagerateluke
Otto: ....
Alicent:
That should’ve been the plot.
Yup.. I see Battinson doing just that. And Alfred being just plainly disappointed.