bonedryoasis

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Posting this here is faster than registering the script concept I'm writing. They tried to salt the wrong slug. And that wasn't salt.

"FLINT AND STEEL!"

I yell as I fire my sun powered orbital death laser aimed somewhere in the United States

WHOS HYPED FOR "The time Brian left the stove on"!!!!!!!!!!

What #PoobOriginal are you looking forward to?

HELP HELP PLEASE IVE ENN PISSING FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF THERES NO PISS LEFT WHY DOES MY BODY KEEP TELLINHG ME THERES PISS I DONT WANNA ANYMORE

neutral milk hotel

INTRO

welcomE! you can call me Oaisis I make dumb dumb lil YouTube vids you can find me here -----> https://www.youtube.com/@Bone_Dry_Oasis

ABOUT

im a minor witch is tottally rad. I make yt vids that are just me talking about random shit and packing around like a little wierdo. tbh that's kinda it.

im having way too much fun

credit: blinkies.cafe blinkie maker

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

Florida Gar (Lepisosteus platyrhincus), family Lepisosteidae, order Lepisosteiformes, Florida, USA.

photograph by Lindsie Nicole1

this is a self indulgent post nd what works for me a lot, but i hope it can maybe help others <3

affirmations for age regressors that grew up feeling guilty..

and still do

𓇼 first, try at taking a deep breath - like, a Reeeeal big one. inhale for 5 seconds - hold for 7 seconds - and exhale for 5 seconds. try to pay close attention to how it feels as the air fills your lungs and your torso stretches.

take as many deep breathes as you like.

(if youre thinking "taking deep breathes has never helped me before, this is stupid, i dont wanna do that" - thats okay, i get where youre coming from, but i really encourage you to try.)

𓇼 now you can repeat to yourself these statements:

𓆝 i didnt do anything wrong

𓆝 theres nothing to be ashamed of

𓆝 i am not hiding anything

𓆝 i am not a liar

𓆝 no one is upset with me

𓆝 there is not anything for anyone to 'find out'

𓆝 i am good

𓆝 i am trustworthy

𓆝 i am able to learn from my mistakes

𓆝 i am not in trouble

take time to mull over a statement if you find yourself stuck on it, or having trouble repeating it to yourself. let the words sit in your mind for as long as you like, then move on to the next one

you are okay <3

DNI if your blog is NSFW/ABDL or any variation - i will block you

songs like this made me realize I shouldn't feel ridiculous for expecting love from the ones I love

when defiance, ohio said “you know it scares the hell out of me when my friends think they have no one to lean on.” and when bears in trees said “and my good friend, its okay to be upset.” and when modern baseball said “‘you wanna join me for dinner?’ man i got so much to do! but never once did i expect it not to tear me in two.” and when kimya dawson said “call me up before you’re dead, we can make some plans instead. send me an IM, i’ll be your friend.” and when the mountain goats said “come on in, we havent slept for weeks. drink some of this, it’ll put color in your cheeks.”

Why are streaming services these days all named shit like Fubi and Hehu and lala

i miss my BOYFRIEND!! I haven't seen him in TWO WEEKS!!! I'm going fucking INSANE! I need to KISS his FACE!!!

this is age regression in a nutshell

this is age regression in a nutshell

On Love and Community

@princes-heels // ? // @inkskinned // mitski, my love mine all mine//@littlespoonsokka // @boymiffy // @2aminhouston // ? // @theviralwitch // @noodle // @criterioncollectiongirl // @fatsoupy // ? // @mjalti // george saunders, congratulations, by the way// @jb-blunk // @ponchopeligroso // @headspace-hotel // everything, everywhere, all at once(2022) //@cheruib // ? // ? // @tordenvejr

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

Last song: JUDAS by the reverend marigold

Favourite colour: orange green and blue

Last book: long way down (for school)

Last movie: Juno

Last TV show: bobs burgers I think?

Sweet/Savoury/Spicy: sweet

Relationship status: single (I think I'm almost in a relationship tho!!)

Last thing searched: Fish bone hair clip amazon

Current obsession: RELIGION ALL OF THEM ALL THE RELIGIONS

Looking forward to: maybe getting a bf soon? I think? I hope!

BONUS!

Favourite drink: water or monster ultra violet

Song playing on loop: JUDAS by the reverend marigold

Current favourite character: uhhh orel from morel orel

Fun activity: doing lil spins

Last video game: cult of the lamb!

Last comic: no clue? probably Garfield???? if that counts????????

favorite time of day: SUNRISE OH MY GOD I HAVE 10 BILLION PICS

i don't wanna know anyone lol I'm big slaying rn

some people i'd like to get to know better

tagged by @violent138

last song: SPKOTHDVL (by I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME)

favorite color: green

last book: pride and prejudice and zombies

last movie: deadpool & wolverine

last tv show: delicious in dungeon (i binged the manga in one night so i figured i should watch the anime too)

sweet/savory/spicy: savory (but i love it more when spicy is combined with savory or when sweet stuff has a spicy kick to it)

relationship status: single

last thing i searched: how to perform post mortem care (i wasn't given instructions and it was my first time don't @ me 😖)

current obsession: DC

looking forward to: clocking out i'm going to a concert next week!!!

bonus topics:

favorite drink: watermelon smoothie with strawberry boba (trust 😌)

song playing on loop in your head 24/7: blue hair (by TV GIRL)

current favorite character: *reaches blindly into my blender stuffed full of similar characters* tim drake!

fun activity you would like to get into: *stares at untouched crafting supplies & unfinished projects* knitt- er croche- no embroidery?

last video game: the legend of zelda: the minish cap (on my oldest sister's stolen gameboy)

last comic/graphic novel/manga: batman contagion

np tags: @yjcorefourenjoyer @brucewaynehater101 @ohtobecat @kyankrayons @walkthruthewords @automaticsoulharmony @thedevilundercover @devotedlydeepestbluebird @snakeredbirdbatkatana @thethirdtriplet … @derpiest-unicorn

shout out to this song!! first time I realized I truly wanted to live!!!

I don't wanna die in here

heglp

just had an interaction with a guy I like

me: *holds out monster tab* "you want a mosntser tab"

him*smiles like :D* "yea thank you"

FHJGHHAGUJGA IS THIS ANYTHING AM I DELUSIONAL? HGFLP

kinda tired fighting for a life i don’t even want

OH GOD

OH GOD THE TITLE OF TUMOASD IS SO SO SO SO FUCKING FITTING, YOU DONT GET IT UNTILL ITS ALL OVER BUT HOOOOLLLLLLLY SHIT

i thought this said "sometimes I do tommyinnit’s unbeatable method of avoiding sudden death and i get really sad" and I was just like oh!

sometimes i remember tommyinnit’s unbeatable method of avoiding sudden death and i get really sad

OH GOD

OH GOD THE TITLE OF TUMOASD IS SO SO SO SO FUCKING FITTING, YOU DONT GET IT UNTILL ITS ALL OVER BUT HOOOOLLLLLLLY SHIT

OH GOD

OH GOD THE TITLE OF TUMOASD IS SO SO SO SO FUCKING FITTING, YOU DONT GET IT UNTILL ITS ALL OVER BUT HOOOOLLLLLLLY SHIT

the internet is a scary place and I want it to die

when a phone rings in classroom at school that's just the teacher alarm