Best. Song. Ever.

still not over how much I love this

Birthday twin

holy sh-

Wait he got two kids?!

Patrick Stump

Full name: Patrick Martin Stumph

Birthday: 27 April 1984 (Taurus)

Number of children: 2

Known for: Music - Singer/Songwriter; Fall Out Boy (2001-Present)

Random dad fact: Patrick Stump allows his children access to his record collection; they like the album Head Hunters by jazz musician Herbie Hancock

PATRICK STUMP IS KING SQUISHY 👑

I want my husband to have this accent

So squishy😍😍😍😍😍😊😊😊😊😊😊

18-21/? pictures of 2009 Patrick Stump

Lmao

Thats what she said

Or how the hell do you do stuff with a hook for a hand?

*YBC Patrick*

Patrick: *sighs* They always say “Why have you got a hook for a hand?” and not “how do you have a hook for a hand?”