au where suguru just keeps chilling with Satoru
satosugu has ruined everything for me. anytime i see something white and black next to each other, my brain goes "the ways in which you talk to me, satoru...have me wishin' i were gone...suguru," and i wanna kms
Being a red hood fan is tough cuz this mf does not get good writing at all.
I love how people are like Jason Todd was a demon child and all the other robins were angels compared to him like lmao robin!Jason was a fucking delight what do you mean
Dick showed up at the manor with a blue stuffed animal elephant and the rage of 100 men and the only thing thats changed is that the elephant is grey now
Tim showed up with blackmail on the fucking Batman and bullied him into accepting him as robin
Damian popped up on the doorstep holding a fucking katanna
Meanwhile robin!jason was jumping from building to building squealing robin magic! and would spontaneously hug Batman. he loved reading shakepeare knowledge and literally screamed golly jee willickers as the highest curse word in his vocabulary.
Robin!Jason was a goddamned fucking delight and all the other ones were the little demon children lmaooo
Akutami Gege Devouring His Son
And he’s honestly so real for that, an icon even
Some of y’all: why is Alec so obsessed with Magnus in all your fics 🙄🙄
Canon Alec, so happy that Magnus agreed to go on a second date with him:
i miss evan rosier and his slutty little waist and his weird laugh and his seafood allergies and his spreadsheets and his creaky knees and his addiction to hand sanitizer and his penchant for evil
look i love jegulus as much as anyone, but as a rosekiller stan their tag makes me so angry sometimes. if you look up rosekiller plus any tag, literally 100s of fics will come up, and 99% of them will be “James Potter/Regulus Black” fics with rosekiller as a side pairing. like gosh it’s so infuriating 😭😭
this was said by guy gardner… who literally has a double major in psychology and is a licensed counselor did tom king not even look at guy’s wikipedia page
wip, I won't finish this I'm too sad to look at him