THE WHAT

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

oH MY FUCKING GOD I LOST HIM!!! I LOST JOHNATHAN!!!!!!!!

Hi everyone I would like you to meet my new friend, Johnathan.

He is a baby rollie pollie and I love him.

Like to charge reblog to cast

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

The dark web is the internet version of Florida.

Women: *just doing their jobs and they accidentally show 5cm of their ankle*

All men within a 5 mile radius:

The story behind The Laundress.

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

READ THIS THREAD!

When a life or death situation comes up:

Me: just relax. It's cool.

When a minor inconvenience enters my life:

Me: jUST RELAX! WHY AREN'T YOU RELAXING!!

My friend has been ignoring me for 3 full days now. Should I prepare myself for abandonment?