Me Starting They Both Die At The End

butterfly sun, angel moon, fairy rising

Elrond: So why should we have you as one of the Ringbearer's nine companions?

pippin lives in me

Pippin: excuse me, I have to go make a scene

Pippin: *skipping off to cause chaos *

time is just an illusion, you can't change my mind

the next level of did you know viggo mortensen broke his toe when he kicked the helmet and is actually also screaming in pain there: did you know sean bean taped the script to his knee because they only gave him the script that morning and you can see him looking down when he says one does not simply walk into mordor

This is me if you even care

I love Harry Potter also but know your place JK transphobic bitch

Tolkien supremacy

The Riddle of Strider

(Harry and Ron are watching ‘Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring’)

Samwise: “Don’t you leave him, Samwise Gamgee”! And I don’t mean to…I don’t mean to…

Frodo: Sam…(the two hobbits hug, weeping)

Harry: That’s so BEAUTIFUL!

Ron: THEY CARE ABOUT EACH-OTHER SO MUCH!

(Both Harry and Ron burst into tears and hug each-other)

Hermione: (sat nearby, rolling her eyes) Oh, for goodness’ sake, you two…

Ron: (still crying) THEY HAVE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP! YOU JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND, ‘MIONE!

“I am six-and-seventy years old. I have known Viserys longer than any who sit at this table and I will not believe that he said this on his deathbed, alone, with only the boy's mother as a witness. This is seizure! It is theft! It is treason!"