I Say ‘anyway’ And ‘so Like’ To Start Sentences The Entire Day As If I Were Havin The Same Conversation

don’t let these events distract you from the fact that c!connor was imprisoned for using a fake military id at a chickfila

my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

i cant find my other post but shoutout to people who use it/its pronouns ill buy you all a slushie

people who are so open about not watching the egg arc scare me to no end. why do you want everyone to know that you don't have taste ToT

unfortunatyely im displaying behaviours. and acting in ways

(some) DSMP characters as types of figures of speech

all figures of speech and their definitions taken directly from the wikipedia page for figures of speech

DREAM - PARADIASTOLE: Extenuating a vice in order to flatter or soothe

CALLAHAN - ELLIPSIS: Omission of words

AWESAMDUDE - ANTONOMASIA: Substitution of a proper name for a phrase or vice versa

BADBOYHALO - OXYMORON: Using two terms together that normally contradict each other

TOMMY - PARRHESIA: Speaking openly or boldly in a situation where it is unexpected

PUNZ - PUN: When a word or phrase is used in two or more different senses

WILBUR - ENJAMBMENT: Incomplete sentences at the end of lines in poetry

SCHLATT - ANTI-CLIMAX: When expectations are raised, everything is built-up, and then suddenly something boring or disappointing happens

SKEPPY - HYPERBATON: Words that naturally belong together separated from each other for emphasis or effect

ERET - EPANORTHOSIS: Immediate and emphatic self-correction

TECHNOBLADE - METAPHOR: An implied comparison between two things, attributing the properties of one thing to another that it does not literally possess

ANTFROST - APOSTROPHE: Directing the attention away from the audience to an absent third party, often in the form of a personified abstraction or inanimate object

CAPTAIN PUFFY - MEIOSIS: Use of understatement, usually to diminish the importance of something

RANBOO - ANTITHESIS: Juxtaposition of opposing or contrasting ideas

FOOLISH - ARCHAISM: Use of an obsolete, archaic word

HANNAH - PATHETIC FALLACY: Ascribing human conduct and feelings to nature

SLIMECICLE - ONOMATOPOEIA: Word that imitates a real sound

calling myself out 😐 ( bronwyn included )

PSA for trans people, trans mascs and fems, and enbies & intersex folks on T or E injections (or injections in general):

Your injections should AT WORST feel like a hard pinch if you hit a vein on accident. It should NOT sting the whole time, itch, be tender for more than a day, and should not cause significant bruising. (Edit!: This is the weekly injections, the monthly or longer lasting injections are sore for a while because the liquid is THICC.)

I was not told this when I started, and missed that I was allergic to my shots for the first 2 months I was on T. There is more than one type of carrier oil, and the type of T they prescribe most often is more likely to have allergic reactions (cypionate with cottonseed oil). You should not have to suffer more just to get your gender juice. You can also gain allergies over time, so if you start experiencing these symptoms, check in with your doctor!

(Another Edit: PLEASE talk to your doctor before assuming stuff, I'm just a guy on the internet trying to make sure that y'all have more info.)

Tips for less painful/irritated injections I've gotten from people (all anecdotal, again, check with your doc):

-Intramuscular injections are usually less likely to be irritated than subcutaneous ones.

-Lightly wiping down the needle you are going to inject with with some rubbing alcohol before injecting. (Make sure it dries)

-Rub VERY hard with your alcohol wipe before injecting to numb up the skin a little bit.

-Make sure to rub the vial between your hands to warm it before using the draw up needle. It makes the fluid less thick, so it’s less painful to inject.

(I'll add more if people share)

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