The Turtle Rp Is A Better Love Story Than Twilight

pls laugh and tell me you get it or i will feel extremely stupid because i laughed for a good 15 minutes while making the this

my mom: why do you care so much about the gays if you’re not one of them?

me, 12,000 coats deep in the closet:

NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY DON'T READ YOUR FATHER'S MIND TO SEE MEMORIES OF YOUR MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!

"it was affection that held us together" okay homotron 9000

"Slowed down" this and "sped up" that just say nightcore and daycore you cowards

gender “neutral”? what the fuck is that? its gender hostile. someone misgenders you? makes fun of your clothes? punch them. stab them. kill them. its a free country.

Me, looking at the dumpster fire that is Twitter:

mutuals, I am dropping full sized candy bars in your pumpkin shaped pail.

i have no shame whatsoever but i also get embarrassed by literally the least embarrassing things ever. its called being versatile look it up