Bottles-with-caps - ☆

c!Sam is my favorite horror movie girlie. Like yesss go into the creepy corridor, touch the blood vines, yeah go toward the red portal, get chased trip and fall and sob your mascara off as the guy chases you. Stay in denial too.

Ransom Riggs going in to write the next MPHFPC book knowing that he’s completely derailed the series and destroyed the plot direction / character development

y'all here on tumblr.edu always talking about some “do you ever think about-” like no i do Not Think Ever. already unrelatable. next

Where is Ricky

Where did you put him, Riggs???

my mom: why do you care so much about the gays if you’re not one of them?

me, 12,000 coats deep in the closet:

Ranboo is being sus because he's hiding in a Walmart or something

i love awkwardly replying to mutuals' posts like some kind of lost grandpa

No cause what the hell

legit sitting here jaw on the floor