I'm Not Sure What Trying To Eat Ramen Fully Clothed In A Bathtub Full Of Boiling Hot Water While Also

I'll never stop thinking about how we got little to know back ground on most of the children like

Where is the backstory whyyyy

I wanted to see their backstories before the events of the books so had but there's barely even hints as to what their lived were like before and we only get any real backstory for Emma, Bronwyn and Victor, and Hugh and Fiona.

We got some vauge hints as to Enoch's back story but that was pretty much it

:(

Yall are so lucky i can't draw or i would draw so many cursed things to subject people to

Wanting top surgery so I can sleep face down, shirtless in boxers like the lazy teenage boys at the start of 90s films

What emotion does this image spike in you?

Fear.

if ur feeling desperately sad this summer, wait until it gets dark and half quiet and then open a window. cool air and passing cars are gonna heal ur heart. i promise

Wait just realized movie Abe doesn't have a polish accent ?????

Re-reading the entire Mphfpc series because the new book comes out soon, I have realized one thing that should have been super clear:

All of Miss P's Kids need therapy

any rich people following me? did i mention i love rich people. looooooooooove rich people………… love em…… especially love when they give me thousands of dollars out of the goodness of their hearts……….. anyone around here rich and want to do that

Hey did you know I keep a google drive folder with linguistics and language books  that I try to update regularly 

UPDATE because apparently not everyone has seen this yet the new and improved version of this is a MEGA folder

I know there’s so many more urgent things but if you like this resource you may consider buying me a ko-fi