I Really Hope Miss P Doesn't Die In The Newest Book But I Have A Really Strong Feeling She Will. :(

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I'm not sure what trying to eat ramen fully clothed in a bathtub full of boiling hot water while also watching YouTubers get their ears professionally cleaned is, but it is definitely not a vibe

c!Sam is my favorite horror movie girlie. Like yesss go into the creepy corridor, touch the blood vines, yeah go toward the red portal, get chased trip and fall and sob your mascara off as the guy chases you. Stay in denial too.

cancel your plans we’re thinking about the pale blue dot voyager pic tonight

Re-reading the entire Mphfpc series because the new book comes out soon, I have realized one thing that should have been super clear:

All of Miss P's Kids need therapy

just know if i could crawl on the ceiling on all fours i would

trans masculinity, when u have a shitty father, is abt taking pieces of him for yrself & reclaiming it & turning those things delicate & caring in ways he could never, ways that would disgust him. in his hand-me-down jacket, i carry bandages. the knife he used to skin deer is now the knife i use to sections apples to share with my brother