Michael McChill Joining The Smp And Immediately Trying To Get Caught Up On Lore When The Other Ccs Don't

pls laugh and tell me you get it or i will feel extremely stupid because i laughed for a good 15 minutes while making the this

don’t let these events distract you from the fact that c!connor was imprisoned for using a fake military id at a chickfila

Wanting top surgery so I can sleep face down, shirtless in boxers like the lazy teenage boys at the start of 90s films

the constant struggle of wanting to talk about everything happening in my life on here while simultaneously maintaining a barrier of anonymity. i think i understand superheroes except i am using my powers to write gay little posts on the internet.

i have no shame whatsoever but i also get embarrassed by literally the least embarrassing things ever. its called being versatile look it up

He's a runner he's a track star

"Slowed down" this and "sped up" that just say nightcore and daycore you cowards

muffin is straight fucking bars and if you disagree you’re banned from my blog

Not so cool theory i hope doesn't come true : after the eggpire gets de-egged someone will suggest putting C!Bad/the other eggpire members in the prison