HIM. (insp.)

0 effort was put into this but….i think its funny:)

Photography Shenanigans (now with pics)

Me: *Steals camera from government photographer* Oi Robin I have an idea!

Robin: Yes?

Me: Let’s make the men’s posters sexualized and the women’s super casual

Robin: *Smirks*

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Me: Ok, can you get the camera beneath and between Zoro’s tits? I definitely can’t get close enough while he’s fighting.

Robin: Easily

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Me: Ooo let’s get a nice one of you with a cup of tea.

Robin: *Sits at nearby abandoned café table with cold cup of tea*

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Me: We gotta get a pic of Sanji from below so the focus is on his ass, but we still need his face in there so they’ll use it

Robin: *Spawns arms from the ground close behind Sanji*

Me: Sanji, look down!

Sanji: *Confusedly looks down to see a camera*

Robin: *Takes photo before he can figure it out*

Me: Thanks man!

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Me: Hey Nami! You look lovely in that dress can I get a picture?

Nami: Sure! *pauses to smile and does cute lil peace sign mid fight*

Me: *Takes pic* Thanks sis!

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I explain to Usopp what Robin and I are doing

Usopp: *Laughs* I’m in

Me: Cool! Can you lean against that flower stand over there

Usopp: *Poses dramatically*

Me: YESsss! Thank you!

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Me: Hey Luffy! Smile for the Camera!

Luffy: *Makes adorable smile before continuing his fight*

Me: I can’t do that to Luffy.

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Me: *Gives camera back to confused photographer* You’re welcome

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LATER

Usopp and I looking at Zoro’s poster : *Bursts out laughing*

Robin: *Peeks over and chuckles*

All of us: *Slide a copy away for later* Very important

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Me: I’m definitely keeping a copy of Sanji’s

Robin: Aren’t we all

Usopp: Absolutely

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Me: Usopp, yours turned out so good!

Robin: The flowers were a good move

Usopp: My followers will worship this

Me: Indeed they will, Usopp. Indeed they will.

*Distant angry Zoro noises*

All of us: *take off running*

Nami, Robin, and Luffy’s pics and posters:

Bonus:

No hands to see the fit better

Note: Unfortunately I had to repost because Tumblr didn’t show anyone the reblog for some reason? I don’t care about the likes and reblogs, but damn wouldn’t want anyone to miss out on Zoro’s tiddies, Sanji’s ass, and Usopp’s dramatic godliness. Hopefully ya’ll see it this time :/

Hopefully tagging some peeps doesn’t bother anyone (if so I’m sorry):

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