Thinking About Plug!law Got Me In A Brainrot Rn. Someone Send Me Concepts For This Man Pls Pls Pls.

thinking about plug!law got me in a brainrot rn. someone send me concepts for this man pls pls pls.

like imagine being in college like the good girl you were and needing weed because midterms were stressing you out like always (ur a stem major ur always stressed out chile).

you’d totally be asking around your friend group for any potential plugs to buy from but being indecisive bc you knew your friends liked crazy shit that made them lucid at like 3 AM. you just wanted something that would mellow you out for a couple hours then bring you back to normal.

that was when your friend robin suggested you buy from her personal dealer on campus, law trafalgar. you’d seen him around campus on his lonesome sometimes but didn’t think he was a whole drug dealer. he seemed so chill.

he was a smart one too. plug!law didn’t flaunt around his business publicly. he only served by referral and if you weren’t referred by one of his regulars, as far as he was concerned you were a narc.

plug!law definitely grows his own bud. it’s so authentic that it’s hard for people to get their hands on his shit directly. he was very picky about his customers bc it’s never about money for him.

though plug!law doesn’t flaunt his money or business, he does wear a medium-thick gold chain that has angel wings that he always kept underneath his shirt like the slut he was. he definitely wore his leopard patterned beanie-hat over his slack black hair all the time with his ears filled with earrings idcidc

so when you go up to him one evening when most people have left campus to head on home with a referral from robin, he can’t help but look you up and down. “yeah she told me about you,” he’d say smoothly, never once looking up at you.

yeah plug!law is definitely a smug little asshole. but he’s cute so you let it slide.

you’d shyly shift your weight from one foot to the other, cute skirt hugging your chubby thighs as you expressed to him your problem. “i’m not doing too hot on my first few midterms. i need to past this next set so robin told me you had some shit to help me ease up?”

plug!law wouldn’t even answer your question directly. instead, he’d continue rolling up on his pre-med textbook. “what subjects?”

“chemistry and A&P,” you rolled your eyes. “you are a pre-med major?”

plug!law would hum in response as he finished rolling his blunt. he’d get up without a word and head to the exit, of course expecting you to follow him.

like the sweet girl you were, you trailed after him all the way to the park down the block from campus where his car was ironically parked. plug!law would dig into his pocket and pull out a skull lighter before finally sealing the perfectly rolled spliff. “try that.”

you’d inhale the drug and try to discreetly cough, but fail as plug!law would roll his eyes at you. his shit was pure, he couldn’t blame you for being caught off guard by the quality at first. after a few more practiced pulls, you finally got used to the throat burning.

you passed the spliff back to him and take a seat at the bench. “wow,” you’d breathe out, already starting to feel your heart slow. “c-can i have some more?”

“you gonna pay?”

your head is already spinning when you’re searching for your bag. “s-sure, i have some money in my bag.”

plug!law would chuckle at your nervousness before he’d shake his head and you back the spliff. “kidding. on the house for a good friend of nico’s.”

best believe you found a new regular plug that day.