you will mention your favorite color is yellow and people will be practically jumping at the chance to let you know how hideous it is to them. just SALIVATING to look you in the eye and tell you it’s fucking ugly. like man what do you want and expect me to do here. change my mind? i have to laugh
fluffy pigeon
Invertober Day 29 — Zebra Isopod (Armadillidium maculatum) 🦓✨
some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.
“fitted” sheets well why dont they then. why dont they
looks like she tricked them into going to the mall just so they could take a nice family photo for once
((cubbies are NOT amused, they wanted dippin' dots ice cream))
Lioness and Cubs. Eugène Relin (1837-1908)
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Olorotitan with an unexpected pterasaur pal!
BOW TIE ?!?!
CORRECT SIR
i cant get over this how is it lined up so perfectly?? is it but a mere coincidence ?
remarkable
Bow tie
rad iant !!
you are my official mutual whatever i do will be legally bound to you
after all these years... the sacred oath has finally been established
hai bowtie
howdy c B)