I Mean, Horses You To Have Toes On Their Hooves So Who Knows At This Point.

Hello.

I’m confused.

That is all.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

Why the fuck—

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

Happy Halloween lmao

I aggressively eat your Jesus

knock knock

This is lovely 💜

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

both of them smiling in the span of five seconds was a blessing (even if one was due to blood loss?)

Bruh

im s t r u g g l i n g

literally, in everything 

i cant even drink water right 

Wait this is m i l e s

conversation between me and my son about my grandparent’s fruitcake

Merry Christmas to those who celebrate it!!!

I’ve watched this three fucking times skfjskndms

Why did I waste 2 hours of my life making this video? Because I can. BEHOLD.