brckenbadass
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MAYA IS OFFICIALLY ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, SHE IS BEING MOVED TO DISCORD ONLY - HIT ME UP TO WRITE WITH HER THERE & FIND ME ON @theha1r
i’m barely active here (i’m sorry i’ve barely been able to be online in general & when i am steve has all my attention but i think i will try to be sometime this week bc maya is rattling around in my head still). but … APPARENTLY brokenbadass as a url without the c is available & has been this whole time & i had no idea - i just went with the c because i automatically assumed it wasn’t -
so now i gotta debate if i wanna keep the c for the #aesthetic or just change it (but i also don’t know if i wanna redo my promo lmao)
steve’s blog is @theha1r btw if you wanna find me there
i’ll try to be on this blog sometime soon, steve is just my main priority blog - but maya hasn’t been abandoned!
i’ll try to be on this blog sometime soon, steve is just my main priority blog - but maya hasn’t been abandoned!
i’ll try to be on this blog sometime soon, steve is just my main priority blog - but maya hasn’t been abandoned!
whenever i’m on here later (i’m online now but i’m gonna be on steve first for awhile), i’m gonna rework maya’s famous au verse a little. i know i don’t have any threads in it or anything but - i’ve been looking it over & i need to redo … most of it. tbh. that verse was written literal years ago & i just never bothered to update the description & like - the description it has was literally made & written for a plot
plus her music career was originally more influenced by sabrina carpenter since that was her fc at the time but - that’s been changed as well. so yeah, imma update that later!
BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE STARTERS I — quotes pulled from the youtube series hosted by ryan bergara and shane madej. feel free to make alterations.
i’m gonna be so pissed off if we die.
that sounds like a bad idea, and i love it.
if you’re gonna kill a bunch of people, you might as well have some fun with it.
this is what happens when people don’t have hobbies.
did you just call the demon a motherfucker?
i got a life-changing thing to tell you here.
we’re friends. it’s a friendship.
there’s something weird going on in this little town.
i’m about to die for the internet.
enough of you being a phony and a liar.
keep in mind we have to spend the night here.
this place is a living nightmare.
i was doing some heteronormative bullshit!
well, i think we can never show our faces here ever again.
doesn’t that sound great? wouldn’t’ you like to be haunted by me?
i’m gonna serve you up a fresh truth pancake.
maybe it’s about to get a whole lot weirder.
you’re my friend! i would be concerned if you disappeared!
i’m not gonna let you goad me into this, i know what you’re trying to do.
give me a heads up if you start to feel murderous.
can you just look a little bit worried?
i’m starting to think you want to die.
any extra time with you is a punishment.
you seem to be well-versed in the arts of sexual deviance.
sexiness is relative, motherfucker!
i’d say about half of it i don’t remember doing.
did you just wink at me?
we’re just two guys sitting in a tub.
i got so distracted by the tongue thing.
my fucking heart almost exploded, dude.
don’t just claim i killed jfk.
you know how much of a pyschopath you have to be to enjoy that?
your unrelenting skepticism is exhausting.
i’m not trying to do that whole dismissive thing, but i’m dismissing it.
this has been a huge waste of time.
OKAY IM DONE NOW SORRY FOR BLOWING UP EVERYONES DASHES ESP IF YOU FOLLOW BOTH BLOGS I JUST WANTED TO LEAVE SOME THINGS - BC IM PROBS NOT GETTING BACK ON TILL LATER/‘TOMORROW’ ATP - & WANTED TO STICK TO MOSTLY OOC STUFF BC I DONT DO ENOUGH & ALREADY OWE YOU ALL SO MUCH IC STUFF. I WILL ANSWER ANYTHING THAT GETS SENT IN WHEN IM BACK ON LATER. I LOVE YOU ALL VERY MUCH. MWAH MWAH <3
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send me “#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including: - what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone - what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone - what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone - my muse’s last text to your muse
Send me 🗣️ for incorrect quotes of your muse and mine
Send in a Pet Name / Nickname that your muse might call mine, and see how my muse reacts to it.
Send a 📸 to see 3-5 pictures that my muse has/has taken of your muse(s)
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writing steve & maya at the same time is so funny & such a juxtaposition bc both have some intense abandonment issues but the difference is -
steve: everyone wants to leave me because i suck & am horrible & hard to love & there’s something in me that everyone sees that makes them leave & it’s all my fault
vs
maya: everyone leaves because they suck & are horrible & can’t be trusted & can’t handle baggage & don’t deserve me & it’s all their fault
okay so everything is done on maya now! so i'm gonna try to head over to steve's blog & maybe at least do a thing or two before i get too tired? we'll see ... but i've been up for many hours & don't feel tired yet so ...
anyways either way i probably won't be back on maya till tomorrow/later, but yeah! catch me over on stevie! <3
how much anger can my little heart hold?
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𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 ; 𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒃𝒐𝒘 𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 … ( 𝒓𝒆𝒅 )
send any of the following emojis a headcanon about my muse. please specify a muse if sending to a multimuse blog. 🏳️🌈 ᴴᴬᴾᴾʸ ᴾᴿᴵᴰᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᵀᴴ 🏳️🌈 … ᵖᵉᵗᵃˡˢᵖʳᵒᵐᵖᵗˢ ᵖʳⁱᵈᵉ ᵖᵃʳᵃᵈᵉ
💄 — smudged lipstick! a headcanon about a time my muse wore makeup or a costume, whether it be cosmetic, theatre, or leisure.
💋 — never been kissed? a headcanon about my muses first kiss, who it was with and how they felt about it.
👅 — taste the rainbow! a headcanon about a favourite and/or least favourite meal.
💃🏼 — dance, dance, revolution! for a headcanon about a time my muse danced; when, why and with whom.
👠 — one step at a time! a headcanon about a time my muse had to learn to take things slowly and with patience.
🎒 — packed a bag! for a headcanon about what my muse carries with them in their bag, or would pack with them on a short trip.
🥀 — the last petal falls! a headcanon about a time my muse has pined or felt unrequited love for another.
🌹 — roses in bloom! for a headcanon about a time my muse gifted or received roses/flowers of some sort, and what that meant to them.
🍎 — an apple a day! a headcanon about a daily ritual of my muse, and why they do that.
🍒 — cherry bomb! a headcanon about a time my muse rebelled against their parents, guardians or others.
🌶 — spice and delight! for a headcanon about an intimate experience in my muses life.
🚨 — warning lights! a headcanon of when my muses has been involved, or witnessed, an emergency or accident.
⏰ — tick tock, tick tock! a headcanon about my muse and time or time management.
🧨 — a long fuse! a headcanon about my muse and their temper, and a time when they lost it.
🩸 — thicker than water? for a headcanon about my muse and their family; whether biological or a found family, and how they feel about family ties.
📕 — a little red book! for a headcanon about a time my muse read aloud to someone, and why.
PROMPTS FROM SHREK * assorted dialogue from the 2001 film, adjust as necessary
two things, okay? shut... up.
you didn't slay the dragon?
some of you may die... but it's a sacrifice i am willing to make.
they judge me before they even know me. that's why i'm better off alone.
how will you kiss me?
that wasn't in the job description!
what is so funny?
let's just say... i'm not your type.
pick me! pick me!
i've got a dragon and i'm not afraid to use it!
now really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?
it's a compliment! better out than in, i always say.
you can't tell me you're afraid of heights.
let's do that again!
what's that? it's hideous.
only a true friend would be that cruelly honest!
well, technically, you're not a king.
the battle is won.
so where is this fire-breathing pain in the neck, anyway?
hey, don't look at me. i didn't invite them.
it's on my to-do list!
you're meant to charge in, sword drawn, banners flying!
that's not the point!
huh, celebrity marriages. they never last, do they?
that'll do, [name]. that'll do.
you're going the right way for a smacked bottom.
well, that's not very nice. it's just a donkey.
where are you going? the exit's over there!
i have to save my ass.
what kind of a knight are you?
i was talking about the dragon.
man, this would be so much easier if i wasn't color-blind.
we can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning... i'm making waffles!
whoa, look at that. who'd wanna live in a place like that?
that... would be my home.
i think i need a hug.
you're a monster!
we were forced to come here!
you know, you're really quite a decorator!
it's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget!
i like that boulder. that is a nice boulder.
you know, not everybody likes onions.
everybody loves cake!
i don't care what everyone likes!
have you ever met a person, you say, "let's get some parfait," they say, "hell no, i don't like parfait."
end of story! bye bye! see ya later!
parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!
it talks?
i'm not the monster here, you are!
now tell me, where are the others!
eat me!
i've tried to be fair to you creatures, but now my patience has reached its end.
all right then! who's hiding them?
oh you're going to love it there.
men of his stature are in short supply.
it's getting him to shut up that's the trick!
hey, what's your problem [name], what you got against the whole world anyway, huh?
i'll find those stairs.
look, i'm not the one with the problem, okay? it's the world that seems to have a problem with me.
do you think he's maybe compensating for something?
hey, where're you going?
oh man, i can't feel my toes!
take a look at me. what am i?
doesn't that bother you?
man, i like you. what's your name?
you're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings.
there you are, doing it again!
oh... oh this is all my fault.
you can't do this to me! i'm too young for you to die!
you gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off, my mouth was open and everything.
believe me, if it was me... you'd be dead.
i steal from the rich and give to the needy.
man, that was annoying.
i was sent to rescue you.
i'm supposed to be rescued by my true love!
your job is not my problem.
you love this woman, don't you?
i don't want to rush into a physical relationship.
like that's ever gonna happen!
why are you following me?
stop singing!
it's no wonder you don't have any friends!
PROMPTS FROM BONES AND ALL * assorted dialogue from the 2022 film, adjust as necessary
you didn't tell me you play piano.
how would i even get there?
you said you wanted to make more friends here.
do you think it'll rain tonight?
i crawled out a window.
we're the lost girls then.
so you can't spend the night?
we're trying to talk.
i'm taking you to the bookstore.
are we ever gonna talk about... what i did?
no. that's never gonna happen.
i've been looking forward to this day. for a long time.
you aren't going to see me again. i can't help you anymore.
i've gotta leave you to figure it out for yourself.
i don't know how much of what i'm about to say you remember. maybe you honestly don't.
shouldn't you be in school?
that was the last time i used our real last name.
you got clever. so fucking clever.
is there a place to get something to eat?
i'll just wait here if it's okay.
i didn't mean to scare you.
i was looking for you. maybe that sounds weird to you... or maybe it doesn't.
do i know you?
i smelled you, and you probably smell me now.
through the back. we'll talk inside.
you won't always be able to hold yourself back.
there's a reason you're on your own.
i'm not a thief.
did someone find you? while you were doing it?
what if i don't want that?
you don't have to be alone.
you're out of control.
what happens? you think something bad's gonna happen?
i didn't know i could do that.
why does that matter?
i'm just saying i'm not an asshole.
you wanna get in? for a minute?
i don't know whether to cry or scream or laugh or what.
can you help me? i just... i'm new at this.
i'm gonna take a shower.
we need what we need, right?
open the fucking door!
let's make like a tom and cruise.
you seemed like such a hardcase yesterday.
that's a choice. we don't have to be like that.
why'd you offer to bring me along?
do you get home often?
there are hypocrites everywhere.
i didn't run away.
i'm not trying to start anything. i'm just saying what i think.
take whatever you want.
fucking asshole. you said you were going to stick around this time.
you're the only person i miss.
are we not safe right now?
what was your first time like?
i don't remember much after.
we shouldn't be talking about killing anybody.
i don't want this to touch us.
i'll see you in an hour.
i can't protect you anymore.
you've got blood on you.
we ruin lives we don't even see.
why are we even talking about it like this?
we should feel something. we've killed and it's murder.
how dare you make this harder.
you've got nothing to be sorry for.
i hope you can respect that.
all i ever wanted in this world was love.
the world of love wants no monsters in it.
you don't have to say anything else, but tell me if you're okay.
i'm just not comfortable with this.
you protected the people you love.
you don't think i'm a bad person?
all i think is that i love you.
i used to tell people the truth, you know.
i was going to turn myself in.
lovesick
a small collection of lyric starters, ft. all those mushy pining confession feelings. feel free to alter pronouns/grammar/etc. to fit your muses.
“I wanna ruin our friendship. We should be lovers instead.”
“I don’t wanna dance if I’m not dancing with you.”
“Can we kiss like we do in my head?“
“I know that you like me.”
“My tongue on your tongue makes me feel better.”
“I won’t go until you come outside.”
“Would it really kill you if we kissed?“
“You’re the reason why I think of you all the time.”
“I know you know that I like you.”
“Half of my heart has always been yours.”
“Nobody knows me like you.”
“I’ll be the only dream you seek.”
“I’ve never never loved you.”
“You matter to me.”
“Damn your wife, I’d be your mistress just to have you around.”
“If you’re lonely, come be lonely with me.”
“I choose you.”
“I’m right here beside you, and I’ll stay here as long as you let me.”
“Could I love you any more?”
“You’re my best friend.”
“I must admit it, I would marry you in an instant.”
Send a 📸 to see 3-5 pictures that my muse has/has taken of your muse(s)
meme created by @noshxme and reposted with permission.
fashion of the mcu | the punisher (2x08 // my brother’s keeper) ↳ amy bendix + pink overalls
“Well, I’m making something to eat if you’re hungry. [“First you wanna kill me, now you wanna feed me?”] Yeah, it might be the same thing, I’m not much of a cook.”
also btw ... if no one realized from her birthday & the date this blog was made, this blog was indeed my birthday present to maya <3
the day i have the money to commission someone art of maya in her superhero outfit is the day it's sooo over
@freezegirl asked: headcanon question: is there a particular reason why maya fights crime as the blonde beauty instead of coining super[girl/woman/etc] as a name, beyond her being blonde?
( random headcanon questions (always accepting) )
maya went into this knowing she needed to do something to keep herself separated from her and 'aunt' kara. she went into this knowing there'd already be suspicions with a random kryptonian kid showing up, fighting crime. she knew she had to be smart and careful, in some ways at least. so chose to use a name that wouldn't be tied to her family. chose to forgo the 'super' moniker and use a name that would be unique to her and wouldn't have it as easy for her to be recognized as a 'super'. she chose the blonde beauty because, well, as said - she's blonde. and because it felt like a fitting enough name. and it was all done more so to keep suspicions from being raised amongst her dad and the rest of her family, less so than for the general public. that's also why she wears a mask. of course, it's also to keep her secret identity secret. but she has to keep it from her family too, so.
however, maya couldn't deny herself from having at least one little tie to her family, to her father, so that's why the 'b' on her costume in the same font as the house of el crest. thankfully, no one ever seems to catch on.
maya isn't stupid, she knows he's deflecting and she wants to just about roll her eyes right out of her head over it. everyone with eyes can see that's something's up with the two, that's not going to work as easily as he thinks it might. he could honestly learn from her, she knows how to deflect like a pro. "right. suuure you don't." she gives him a look, a little nod, sarcasm evident in her both tone and actions. "and you so definitely do, you can't see yourself when you're with him but everyone else can. honestly it's a little pathetic. and it doesn't. matter to me, that is. but i'm bored with nothing else to do." she gives a shrug. "so are you gonna stop being a baby and just tell me? because he's walking around looking like someone ate his cat."
oh , how shawn wishes that everyone would just leave him the hell alone . let him go about his way and not be bothered by the hundreds of people in auradon who just had to get to know the prince , now that the truth was out about who he was . that or just pry their way into his business . " i don't know what you're talking about . " he finally says with a sigh , running his fingers through his hair to push it back . " i do not follow anyone around like a lost puppy . and what's it matter to you anyway ? "
no one: me: maya is basically shrek
"ugh, can't wait until that's me." maya comments with a groan at udyati's comment about not being in school anymore. "but fucking right? exactly. exactly. you get it. school is a fucking cesspool full of teachers that get off on giving you a hard time and tries to teach you shit you're never gonna actually need in life. i'm an artist, why do i need to learn math?" there's a reason she's either constantly skipping or sleeping in class. "and now you can't even make comments to yourself, in a hallway, without getting more unnecessary bullshit."
"stuff like this is why i'm so glad i'm not in school anymore. you're already forced to give up so much of your time and energy to that hell of an institution and you willingly give them more? could not be me. most teachers are energy vampires. to quote mj: all i wanna say is that they don't really care about us."
this time maya can't hold back the roll of her eyes at kie's comment about her attitude. it's not like it's anything she hasn't heard before. but at the revelation of what the other's here for, realization dawns on her. she hasn't forgotten about the sketches, in fact, they're sitting finished on the desk in the corner as they speak. but she had forgotten kie would be showing up to get them soon. to be fair, it's been a long week.
still though, she's not easily going to admit her faults or mistakes so instead she purses her lips, ignoring the comments about the texts - she always keeps her phone on silent when she's trying to concentrate and she won't apologize for it - before letting out another sigh and setting the pencil down and laying her sketchbook open on the bed.
"right, yeah, okay. but no, no need to ask anyone else. they're right here." she stands, making her way over to them and picking them up the desk. however before handing them over she gives the other a raised brow. "i want the money first." of course she's not going to trust easily, it's not in her nature. no matter how much khione may have proven herself to be trustworthy in the past. this involves her getting paid.
it takes her longer than expected to get to maya, if only because mister kent inquired about her and her friends like the good person he is.
(and, also, whether this is a shoes-off household or not, she is a shoes-off person.)
after making the trek to maya's room, kie knocks before entering. it doesn't matter if people told her before that she can just enter (some of her classmates don't give a fuck, like karol topolski); she can't for the life of her enter someone's precious private domain without at least announcing herself.
"your frosty attitude," kie shoots back immediately, "please cool it down. i'm here for the figure skating dress sketches, as previously discussed. with the payment, also as previously discussed."
for a moment, she's quiet, taking in maya's room. "dunno if you saw it but i texted you i was on my way. and then i texted you again when i got here." then her demeanor softens, like snow flurries descending. "if it's not do-able, that's okay too. really, i can just ask penny lent. no harm, no foul. it'll still get done before my showcase. i don't want you to get stressed out on my behalf. i know what it's like when other people turn art into something it's not and i would never want to do that to a fellow artist."