You Know You Talk Too Much/write About A Ship When Your Non Fandom Friend But Fellow Writer Has To Text

what silly robots i sure hope nothing bad happens to them

I'm watching season 3 of TFP and they are animating the shit outta Starscream:

I know his pathetic ass took up all the budget.

starscream + the hatchlings in my human formers bayverse au thing. The hatchlings are still mini protoforms, except built and incubated in pods to be used as living weapons. their veins pump a splash of energon, oil, and most importantly human blood

Starscream feels the same caretaking instinct you’d feel for your favorite childhood tamagotchi over them

soundwaves turn being the cat

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Primus forbid a girl has her hobbies, Optimus 😒 he’s taking Smokescreen and Ratchet… not to mention he’s gotta send out Laserbeak to get Agent Fowler later!! He’s a busy mech. Very busy. You can’t just tell him to stop halfway thru, that’s so rude 🙄 (I got too lazy to draw this properly smh)

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Sometimes this how I imagine starwavewave in tf one. Starscream fighting for his life to get out of being involved with these guys (everyone in the prima stop shipping it, esp you alpha trion) but they keep dragging him back into their shared berth or to share lunch. He cant escape those allegations?! It turns into fine fine fine. We ARE something, but listen Soundwave you're my second and Shockwave you're my third so that makes me n1 kinda logic later after they leave Cybertron 🐡

His trine calls bs, but Starscream says you're just upset I have two hot wives at my side !? 🙂‍↔️

Okay no after discussing it further with my fellow starwavewave truther/confidant @sparkybot

All 3 of them would avoid all interactions and allegations but we agreed later at some point these guys cant deny its something. The waves are first and the most calm of the situation, but Starscream is too prideful and loud to admit anything or openly discuss it with them 🙂‍↕️ The three of them are honestly kind of similar its just the way they go about things, silly shit. At some point they probably blink and they dk how it happens but it does.

We also agreed they're like this is not just working as a unit, maybe this has benefits after enough shared naps or quiet work time are shared. 😭 It's just making THAT guy who accepts it LAST that really causes the squabbling and messes.

So that's why Starscream is fighting for his life to not be involved and called "our third" It's not like that guys (so what if we kissed ONCE- okay fine a few times...but that was the near death delirium making me do all that)

sorry another bald tshirt post that came to me last night

writing a multi-chapter fic is posting a chapter that is 1,000 word long and another that is 10,000 word long. there's no in between