Briggsgotdiggs - 𝓯𝓮𝓮𝓵 𝓲𝓽 𝓲𝓷 𝓶𝔂 𝓫𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓼

Talk about a buzzkill. 

Nissa would probably get all 52 cards into the house, given the space and quiet. She's such a little card shark, and nimble to boot!

How high would your character be able to build a house of cards?

"scattered audio snippets providing players clues as to what happened at this facility" video game trope but it's repurposed Magic Mouth spells throughout an abandoned wizard tower that your DnD (or similar TTRPG) party is visiting (and expecting to be occupied). The original messages are partially overwritten by frantic, whispered updates on whatever Went Wrong Here

e.g. "Guardians of the tower, arise! Defend your master and his sanct--oh god it got through. It? Them? It's large, but I think there might be one or more handlers. It seems to have defenses against fire in particular. I think…oh shit. Shit!--who cross [so-and-so] will be utterly destroyed!"

near this particular Magic Mouth are several pulverized constructs. ahead is an ornate door, formerly Arcane Locked, now smashed through...

This fic is good enough to haul my ass out of creative retirement. 10/10 would recommend.

lavender latte: masterlist

(T, (for now!))

hawks | takami keigo x reader

ao3

You serve Hawks a lavender, oat milk latte. Not only is he hooked on your drinks, but he’s hooked on you as well.

coffee shop au, slow burn, fluff, mutual pining, eventual smut, & cliches baby

chapter i   |||   chapter ii   |||   chapter iii   |||   chapter iv   |||   chapter v   |||   chapter vi   ||| 

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Made myself a lite version for the oc-tober challenge this year. The 31 prompts is way too much for myself, so I think I try to something more manageable this year. Feel free to use if you also grave for a bit less weighty challenge!

“no, no, no, *dwarves* are art deco; elves are art noveau.”

(via yonderly4me)

@luna-lobo

this is so true I’m so mad I didn’t realize that

(via sourlily-likes-sourbellies)

"If he writes her a few sonnets, he loves her. If he writes her 300 sonnets, he loves sonnets"

- my english professor

Nissa would drink so much hot cider.

What is your OC’s winter drink of choice?

Just Bros™ being Bros™