A Pint Sized, Hyperactive Assassin With A Penchant For Poison, Adoption, And Sharp Objects.

Got to love it when...

You get your mom started on Tumblr. @pickulohsmash @momofnerds

Bchie.

Apparently my name is the sound cats make pre-hairball.

your creature name

first letter of your first name

last two letters of your last name

last 2 letters of your first name

September is cool and all, but who’s ready for OCTOBER THIRST?

Ch🤪

(During In Your Heart Shall Burn)

Cullen: If we are to have a chance, let that thing hear you.

The Inquisitor, standing on the roof of the chantry: HEY FUCKFACE

Do number 17, nerd! Do it!

Lol. Oh dear. Nissa will NEVER admit to liking corny romance novels. She knows they aren’t realistic, and often makes fun of the characters… but she’ll read them avidly. There is often one hidden in her mattress.

Mass Effect BroTP - FemShep & Vega

I just want to see decent content that doesn’t have them romantically linked.

I want to see Shepard beating the crap out of Vega when he needs it, and secretly always making sure that there is double pepperoni when they order pizza.

I want to see her trying to pair him up with women or Asari that she knows he’s too shy to talk to, teasing him the entire time.

I want to see Vega spending time with Shepard after the Destruction ending, teaching her Spanish (if she doesn’t already know it) or just finding something to get her mind off being stuck in the hospital.

I want him to know that she misses the Normandy after she has to retire, and to constantly just show up at her house. It’s to the point that the guest room is always ready, because he is too damn big to sleep on the couch.

I just want more BroTP FemShep & Vega.

"I have lost control of this game."

Matt’s reactions during the “magic poo” conversation (AKA the best ones) Requested by anon.

*thunder crackling*

THOU ART LISTENING TO

*fireball explosion*

102.3

*bubbling cauldron*

REAL WIZARDS FM

*shimmering mana crystal*

WHERE WE PLAYETH NOTHING BUT CHANTS, CHANTS, AND MORE CHANTS

*wololo*

THIS ART NOT THINE ELDER MATRIARCH'S STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

Tali is bisexual, Mordakai is homosexual, and Zimmie is asexual.

Do you have any OCs who are LGBT+, queer, nonbinary, etc?