"I Accept This Risk. Now Drop Your Pants."

Now let me peel some fucking potatoes, Helen.

aggressively attempting to be a good houseguest (via outofcontextdnd)

September is cool and all, but who’s ready for OCTOBER THIRST?

Do you know anything i can donate to for palestine that's not the gofundmes because the idea of having to choose who needs my money more is just. scary to me they all need it 3: maybe there's a thing that splits/distributes money evenly???? idk but help would be appreciated

Gazafunds actually deals with this anxiety and makes a decision for you if you want. Their home page has a spotlighted fundraiser and the code consider things like how close the gfm is to finishing, when the most recent donation is, etc. So it's randomized to help as many people as possible.

There's also @helpgazachildren which if you donate, you can help multiple people at once since it's a whole mutual aid fund, or at least close to it. Hussam distributes money to people who need it when he's asked.

oh my god...

Whorhiel

Find your REAL Angel name

• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!

might flop but….. rb with ur sign & what kind of drunk you are

There’s my precious sinnamon roll! Thank you, @vectober, for being amazing!

Commission of Half-elf Assassin Nissa, for @briggsgotdiggs c: 

Anonymous asked: Regis’ eye roll

when you fail a persuasion attempt in an rpg:

I am a precious, shameless cinnamon roll and you cannot shame-shame me!

people who struggle with secondhand embarrassment obviously don’t have enough firsthand embarrassment in their lives. be more ashamed, like the rest of us. there’s enough shame to go around. start pullin yer weight

she DID  T H A T