Happy Weekend!! What R Folks Up To 🥺🩷 What R U And Ur Fos Doing!!!!

I disguise self as a goblin, mainline the magic cocaine and then join them in their festivities

Gnome Warlock infiltrating a goblin camp (via outofcontextdnd)

but mom, i don’t wanna be an adult anymore. i wanna be the goblin king. the glitter?? the drama?? that collar?? those eyebrows?? making it impossible for guests to get to my house by putting it in the middle of an actual labyrinth?? i’m perfect for the job

How to Make your Players Groan in Harmony

- Cop NPC named Dai Harde

- Kill him off in a horrible way

- Bring him back as a revenant

- Have them kill him

- Pause and then quietly say “Dai Harde with a Vengeance”

Okay, I’m going to rule that the dinosaur is fine with the dress, but will not wear the eye patch.

(via outofcontextdnd)

“A squadron of weirdly sized, flying cows, lit by moonlight, chasing a giant bird” is a canon description of events in Critical Role.

please watch Critical Role.

No, but I'll bet you $20 and a pretzel that she's tried it and been bitten.

Has your character ever fed a squirrel?

i am a simple guy. i like something. i watch it again. i watch it again. i watch it ag

Poor tabaxi, looking like derps.

any derivative of “adventure”, “quest”, “mission”, and/or “job”.

A normal D&D session, but you can't use...

happy Thursday the 20th