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How tall are gnomes?

As we went on search for a missing animal, we came across a gnome town. Our party consists of a transgender Male Monk Houri who is 5'11", a 5'4" female elf fighter, and a 6'7" Male dragonborn Ranger. 

GM: “As you walk out of the woods following the tracks you see a small gnome town”

Houri (OOC): How tall is it?

GM: well its small because they aren’t very tall.

Dragonborn (OOC): but how tall are they?

GM: they are smaller than dwarves.

Elf (OOC) : are they small enough to accidentally step on.

GM: *looks up characteristics of gnomes* as adults they are between 3 to 3 and a half feet. 

Houri (OOC): so you are saying that if i wanted to i could punt the gnomes… *everyone laughs* … I’m not saying im going to but im just asking if i could. 

GM: if you wanted to you could punt the gnomes, but you get the feeling you would have the whole town of about 50 gnomes after you. 

Elf and Dragonborn (OOC): Don’t punt the gnome.

Tali is bisexual, Mordakai is homosexual, and Zimmie is asexual.

Do you have any OCs who are LGBT+, queer, nonbinary, etc?

Raise your hand if you love your friends' OCs and can't hear enough about them

No, but I'll bet you $20 and a pretzel that she's tried it and been bitten.

Has your character ever fed a squirrel?

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