Accurate!

Chris Pratt pug walking

It’s 2am and I’m shitposting!

@crimsonelevendelightpetrichor

British intelligence at its best! Only just coming to light in The U.K, HMS VENGEANCE "accidentally" fired an "unarmed" missile at Florida. Lucky they were able to disable it. This happened last June when we was voting for Brexit, we left the E.U "accidentally fired a fucking missile then our all round shit bag of a prime minister David bastard Cameron decides to fuck off! (A bit to fucking fishy) Please do not start blowing up parts of the USA. "Accidentally" or not. Fucking Downing Street!!! I think we need a new prime minister..

This is my “carry me” face 🤗💕

Basically.