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1 year ago

no why are you calling me a HOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u r u SILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! um um umm um UR MAMA!!!!

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Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold

1 year ago

Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold

1 year ago

kysys I mean hi zukaaa :3c haiii!!! haaaiii!!!!! hhaii!!! hii =^_^=

Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold

1 year ago

IS THIS YOU ROCKET. IM GONNA PUT SPIDERS UNDER YOUR BED

Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold

1 year ago

pls dont

why sre you calling me GAY!!!!

Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold

1 year ago

pls dont banhammer were totlaly nrot cuddlifng.... no...... um what notbing

Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold

1 year ago

see

see hes right

Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold

1 year ago

no i already fled Nd im @ his house so jokes on you

Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold

1 year ago

Mmgreow

mrrooeew mYreoow

@bdotzuka

put your beasts into sotuations!

1 year ago

Mmrryeoow, mrroorw

@bdotzuka

1 year ago

SEE SEE BANHAMMER SEEE.... EE.. ESEE....

@thebanlandsbestwarden SEEES DEEE SEEES EEEE

Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold

1 year ago

Mmmrmrreeeoeoww

@bdotzuka

Aww this is so adorable ♡

1 year ago

nuuh he doesn't hate me. we bond perfectly fine. right zuka

@bdotzuka

Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold

1 year ago

I CACKLEDBWHEN YOU SSAID THAT))

Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold

1 year ago

REBLOG IF YOU FUCKING HATE IT WHEN ADULTS DOWNPLAY THERE CHILDRENS PROBLEMS/EMOTIONS

1 year ago

@bdotzuka Do you think they sell these

idk why, but for some reason i find photoshopped pictures of poptart boxes with fake ridiculous, outrageous flavor names to be the funniest freaking thing

Idk Why, But For Some Reason I Find Photoshopped Pictures Of Poptart Boxes With Fake Ridiculous, Outrageous
Idk Why, But For Some Reason I Find Photoshopped Pictures Of Poptart Boxes With Fake Ridiculous, Outrageous
Idk Why, But For Some Reason I Find Photoshopped Pictures Of Poptart Boxes With Fake Ridiculous, Outrageous
Idk Why, But For Some Reason I Find Photoshopped Pictures Of Poptart Boxes With Fake Ridiculous, Outrageous

like this is hysterical

1 year ago

go on

Guys rebog this if you want me to spam your asks with random shit like this

Guys Rebog This If You Want Me To Spam Your Asks With Random Shit Like This

Because that's what I wanna do

1 year ago

WHAT DFO YOU MEAN HE TOOK THE WLAL WITH UIM))

Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold

1 year ago

don't worry about it banhammer. he totally doesn't hate me

Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold

1 year ago

has ran away with the very very conveniently placed wall ty 🙏 /sarc

Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold

1 year ago

IGNROE IHM ZUKA PLS 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 I CAN DO THE CHORWS. ILL LOLK AFTR UR SON RKJGNT. RIGT.

Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold

1 year ago

looks at you. grins bigly. climbs the wall like a spider and runs away

Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold

1 year ago

ZUKA HELP MR YOI DOURNT WNT UR CPWORKET TP BW GONW RIGHT.. RIGHT. HELPME DZUKA

Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold

1 year ago

looks at you like a rabid animal

bites your arm

Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold

1 year ago

* sobbing. wailing. cryign. seething. ermm what other terms r there fro crying hold on. eye watering.

AUUGUGUAAUAAAAAAAA insert dcreaming

But yes. :)

Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold

1 year ago

ZUAKSSASVEMKEEEHKLEP EM IMDGINNA DEI

Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold

1 year ago
HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s Say It’s 6.15pm And You’re Going Home (alone Of

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

1 year ago

* insert kicking his feet loike a baby and wailivn becuase He doesnt WANT TO go to Jail

Let me go!! I don't want to go back!!! Free me!!!

Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold


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