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no why are you calling me a HOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u r u SILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! um um umm um UR MAMA!!!!
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Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold
Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold
kysys I mean hi zukaaa :3c haiii!!! haaaiii!!!!! hhaii!!! hii =^_^=
Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold
IS THIS YOU ROCKET. IM GONNA PUT SPIDERS UNDER YOUR BED
Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold
pls dont
why sre you calling me GAY!!!!
Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold
pls dont banhammer were totlaly nrot cuddlifng.... no...... um what notbing
Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold
see
see hes right
Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold
no i already fled Nd im @ his house so jokes on you
Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold
Mmgreow
mrrooeew mYreoow
@bdotzuka
put your beasts into sotuations!
Mmrryeoow, mrroorw
@bdotzuka
SEE SEE BANHAMMER SEEE.... EE.. ESEE....
@thebanlandsbestwarden SEEES DEEE SEEES EEEE
Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold
Mmmrmrreeeoeoww
@bdotzuka
Aww this is so adorable ♡
nuuh he doesn't hate me. we bond perfectly fine. right zuka
@bdotzuka
Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold
I CACKLEDBWHEN YOU SSAID THAT))
Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold
@bdotzuka Do you think they sell these
idk why, but for some reason i find photoshopped pictures of poptart boxes with fake ridiculous, outrageous flavor names to be the funniest freaking thing
like this is hysterical
go on
Guys rebog this if you want me to spam your asks with random shit like this
Because that's what I wanna do
WHAT DFO YOU MEAN HE TOOK THE WLAL WITH UIM))
Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold
don't worry about it banhammer. he totally doesn't hate me
Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold
has ran away with the very very conveniently placed wall ty 🙏 /sarc
Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold
IGNROE IHM ZUKA PLS 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 I CAN DO THE CHORWS. ILL LOLK AFTR UR SON RKJGNT. RIGT.
Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold
looks at you. grins bigly. climbs the wall like a spider and runs away
Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold
ZUKA HELP MR YOI DOURNT WNT UR CPWORKET TP BW GONW RIGHT.. RIGHT. HELPME DZUKA
Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold
looks at you like a rabid animal
bites your arm
Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold
* sobbing. wailing. cryign. seething. ermm what other terms r there fro crying hold on. eye watering.
AUUGUGUAAUAAAAAAAA insert dcreaming
But yes. :)
Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold
ZUAKSSASVEMKEEEHKLEP EM IMDGINNA DEI
Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold
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* insert kicking his feet loike a baby and wailivn becuase He doesnt WANT TO go to Jail
Let me go!! I don't want to go back!!! Free me!!!
Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold