Doors Exist And Someday Batman Will Learn To Use Them But Today Is Not That Day 🙂‍↔️

Tim spends an absolutely ridiculous amount of time hacking into all of Damian’s devices and subtly coding his internet algorithm to push pop-up ads of ‘which bat are you’ quizzes, which he also created and coded himself, specifically so that no matter what answers Damian puts he will always get Red Robin as his result, and the 50+ hours he spent on the whole scheme are absolutely worth how many times Damian’s day has been wholly fucking ruined and he’s completely refused to admit to anybody why he’s in a bad mood.

Comic - Detective Comics #1100 Cover

Art by Bruno Redondo

DC Comics (2025)

... ♥

been thinking about them a lot lately

*hits vape* *chokes on vape*

Bruce lowered the duffel from his shoulder and slide his arms under his son. “Come on. Let’s get you to bed.”

It was like picking up a broken toy, Damian letting out a high-pitched whine as he was lifted into the air. It was the most childish sound he had ever made, and Bruce smiled as he slung the boy up against his chest.

“‘m not a baby,” Damian protested.

“No, but you’re my baby,” Bruce murmured as he planted a kiss in Damian’s hair.

—Sentinels

so uhhh. yeah.

In a universe where Damian was raised by Bruce since birth and never was told his siblings were adopted

Damian, age 12 helping unpacking things at Dicks new apartment: whos that?

Dick: Who?

Damian: That guy in the photo with you

Dick:

Dick: you mean- my dad? I never showed my parents to you?

Damian: there is no way thats our dad

Dick: our? Damian you- you know I’m adopted right?

Damian:

Dick:

Dick: we are all adopted, Damian.

Damian:

Damian: Even Cass?

Dick: you were there at her adoption.

Damian: I’m twelve! Probably didn’t payed attention to it.

Dick: you never asked yourself why do we don’t call Bruce ‘dad’?

Damian: I thought it was some petty teenager thing!

Dick: I’M 26!

Damian:

Damian: is Tim adopted?

Dick: yes?

Damian: knew it.

“thank you dan mora” we all say in unison

they make me feel sick