Even As Adults, They Keep Arguing.

Oh 10000000% and when Dick and Kori see the room for the first time they just look at Bruce and he’s like “what? Too much?” But seeing him being #best grandpa makes Dick so happy :’)

I’m obsessed with the idea of Bruce being a grandpa. He never got to do the whole baby thing with any of his kids so imagine Dick coming by with Mar’i and Bruce just melts. He fully has a growing collection of “worlds best grandpa” stuff people started getting him as a joke but now he cherishes them as some of his prized possessions.

And if people thought Bruce “have you seen my kids” Wayne was bad just wait till he busts out the grandkids album in his phone filled with hundreds of (most identical) photos that make his face twist into the mushiest sappiest expression you’ve ever seen.

Imagine the brilliant tactician that is Batman planning a family trip to Disney or something or orchestrating the most elaborate child’s birthday parties until Dick and Kori have to tell him to chill out a little.

Just let Bruce spoil his grandchildren!

Thoughts on the goat, Cassandra Cain?

She is a good egg!!!

Thinking of how the Kryptonian legend that the name Nightwing comes from is the story of a man who was cast away by his family and still dreamed of protecting the weak and justice, and after Clark explained how the man in the myth used his talent and skill to fight for the weak and became a legend, Dick’s first question was “did his family ever realize their mistake?”

Most of DC writers be like:

Jason is that one unemployed sibling who texts you weird shit at 3:27 pm on a Tuesday.

Like, Dick, sweating his ass off in his police uniform getting a text from Jason, which btw, extremely rare- and it's just a Twin tomato (two tomatoes grown as one ykwim) and captioned w "ur ass"

or Tim is in the middle of his board meeting and he gets an email from Red Hood and hes like stressing out chcking it only to find a pic of his apartment's kitchen's pantry asking "why dont you have salt?"

and then damian coming back from school to see his phone full of texts from Jason and it's all pics of ugly animals and every pic is captioned with "u" "u again" "wow u"

Bruce getting a morse code going "check phone" and it's a video of Jason flying away on an alien helicopter contraption with Roy yelling after him asking him to get down and jason saying he doesnt know how this shit works.

Comic - Detective Comics #1100 Cover

Art by Bruno Redondo

DC Comics (2025)

Dick: I just think, maybe, you're wrong.

Duke: Wow Richard, invalidating a young black man during Black History Month!

Dick, confused: Its April

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Tim takes the last two cookies for him and Bernard.

Duke, who already had one but wanted one for school: Woooow Timothy, taking from a young black man during Black History Month!!

Tim: Its September!!

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Jason accidently hits Duke a little too hard during a sparing match

Duke, who is completely fine the next second but is in that mood: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW—

Jason: Its fucking November and you're fine!!

Duke, ready to double down: WOW JASON PETER TODD, BEATING DOWN AND THEN INVALIDATING THE EXPERIANCE OF A YOUNG BLACK MAN DURING BLACK HISTORY MONTH!!

Once all of the dust settles from Jason coming back to life imagine Dick and Tim making him a PowerPoint of “here’s everything you missed while you were dead”

too much flirting, not enough kissing. clark takes matters into his own hands

(late but happy birthday bruce!!! may you receive many smooches for your bday 😘)

now with a part 2! <3

my eyes are open