Bruce: Today I Realised I'm Old

whacking you with my sticks. clang clang zap zap

the prettiest<3

Me: yeah I guess I’d admit I’m like slightly partial to Batman if you’re really twisting my arm

Me since the Superman trailers have been showing: GUYS ITS SUPERMAN!!! OH MY GOD ITS SUPERMAN!!!! GUYS!!!!! ITS KRYPTO!!!!!! GUYS!!!!

Batkids sleepover

Wayne Family Adventures

Baby Robin Dick, shaking Bruce awake at 3am: Bruce, I'm hungry

Bruce:

Bruce and baby Dick, now shaking Alfred awake: Alfred, we're hungry

My favourite lovers dancing ✮⋆˙

Bruce lowered the duffel from his shoulder and slide his arms under his son. “Come on. Let’s get you to bed.”

It was like picking up a broken toy, Damian letting out a high-pitched whine as he was lifted into the air. It was the most childish sound he had ever made, and Bruce smiled as he slung the boy up against his chest.

“‘m not a baby,” Damian protested.

“No, but you’re my baby,” Bruce murmured as he planted a kiss in Damian’s hair.

—Sentinels

when Duke needs backup in a fight he uses his powers to blast bat-signal-esque signs into the sky to call for whatever sibling is best suited for the job. each sibling hates their calling sign, and even worse, they actually have to respond to it because Duke only uses them when he’s like three minutes away from dying so they literally have no choice, like if their symbol shows up they have to fucking BOLT over there regardless of the indignance or Duke will not make it

Jason: the middle finger emoji

Damian: a somehow detailed image of the Boss Baby

Dick: just the word ‘slut’ in bubble letters

Tim: the red robin restaurant logo, complete with ‘gourmet burgers and brews!’ underneath

Steph: a taco, in reference to a time when she was drunk one night and Tim got on video her chasing down a moving taco truck insistently only to face plant into the side of it when the driver finally stopped to let her buy one

Cass: her regular symbol, because shes the only one he respects completely and it drives the others insane to have one sibling un-harassed

Bruce doesn’t have one because he refuses to call for Bruce. Alfred has one, a shotgun, although it’s never been used, and it pisses Bruce off to no end.

Your battinson with baby Dick,,,, 🥹🥹🥹💕✨💖✨💕✨💕 Every time I see them, my life span increases by three years. Absolutely ADORABLE!!!!

I am SO soft for Batman being a dad ESPECIALLY battinson are you joKING