bruce wayne dilf agenda
“thank you dan mora” we all say in unison
Donna’s lovers
Inspo:
Superman is his favourite…
Selina: Things my stepkids have texted me.
Selina: "What's Alfred's actual name?"
Selina: "When does my Social Security Number expire?"
Selina: "My friends are almost here. Make sure Bruce stays in the Batcave."
Selina: "Happy Mother's Day! I Venmo'd you six dollars."
Selina: "I adopted a donkey in your name."
Selina: "Please don't send Bruce. I'm too tired to be embarrassed."
Selina: "Can you bring me my science homework and three hundred dollars?"
Selina: "Can I get lung cancer from smoked turkey?"
Selina: "What's my net worth?"
Selina: "Bruce accidentally posted a story on Instagram."
Selina: "Make sure no one drinks my Red Bull."
Selina: "Send me a pic of your signature. Don't ask questions please."
Selina: "All my friends are there. Tell Bruce to act normal."
Selina: "Will I get in trouble for driving with roller skates on?"
Selina: "I left a hot dog on the mantle. Can you put it in the fridge please?"
Selina: "Are you going to be near a Chipotle today or no?"
Superman tarot for assignment :3
Superman tarot for assignment :3
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a satisfactory answer for Selina
credits: art by @fcksentry
art dump
organizing my PC right now and found some silly stuff I don’t think I ever posted
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Also based on real life events
Jason. 29. Big Gay. Love DC
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