Super Babies On Patrol (at The Dog Park)

unfortunate series of events at the charity gala

Imagine John asking Clark to do a tik tok dance video with him but then Kon sends it to Tim who who shows it to Damian and Bruce and says they have to one up them.

Which because they’re competitive assholes they absolutely do. Bruce would hire dancers, rent out some very fancy venue, and get full lights and maybe even pyro.

Then somehow Clark gets stuck writing a puff piece at work about “billionaire Bruce Wayne and son go viral with elaborate tik tok dance trend” and Bruce has not stopped looking smug for days.

when Duke needs backup in a fight he uses his powers to blast bat-signal-esque signs into the sky to call for whatever sibling is best suited for the job. each sibling hates their calling sign, and even worse, they actually have to respond to it because Duke only uses them when he’s like three minutes away from dying so they literally have no choice, like if their symbol shows up they have to fucking BOLT over there regardless of the indignance or Duke will not make it

Jason: the middle finger emoji

Damian: a somehow detailed image of the Boss Baby

Dick: just the word ‘slut’ in bubble letters

Tim: the red robin restaurant logo, complete with ‘gourmet burgers and brews!’ underneath

Steph: a taco, in reference to a time when she was drunk one night and Tim got on video her chasing down a moving taco truck insistently only to face plant into the side of it when the driver finally stopped to let her buy one

Cass: her regular symbol, because shes the only one he respects completely and it drives the others insane to have one sibling un-harassed

Bruce doesn’t have one because he refuses to call for Bruce. Alfred has one, a shotgun, although it’s never been used, and it pisses Bruce off to no end.

Clark absolutely plays it up when he meets little kids dressed like Batman in Metropolis, referring to them as his old friend and making them ecstatic. He also has a habit of helping any little Robins he finds do flips.

Batman runs into little Supermans in Gotham and sends Clark photos of them from his lenses captioned with things like, "On the job for six years and already better than you" or answering questions about Supes like "Yes I am his boss."

2025 Bart summer

I'd like to dedicate this one to the work I was procrastinating on this afternoon

Two dads and their son

Superbat Master Collection

they locked in and had a consensual workplace relationship

Dick grayson appreciation post