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me: I should do laundry

my brain: you should die

me: touché

“Popping bottles in the ice, like a blizzard When we drink, we do it right gettin slizzard”

9 year old me:

My friend asked me to make an image hold on.

Y'all hear his voice cracking like fresh puberty?!  He MAD mad and that’s what I want from Democrats in Congress.

“What is going on?! You are in charge of the House, Senate, and White House. Get a grip and learn how to govern the country!”

(He wanted to cuss so bad. 💅)

you can really tell who’s been on this site for 6+ years this week

most of tumblr: OH GOD TUMBLR’S DYING!!!!

old users:

Enough, Olivia Steele

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waiting to find out if it’s another artsy gradient post or an image that just hasn’t loaded yet