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her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

Okay but consider this, the homoerotic mad scientist is named Henry.

If I had a nickel for every time a mad scientist had a homoerotic relationship with some guy named Henry, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.

When Daff was born they just fell out.

KFJFJF so uhhh this is the first go around on what Daff's mom looks like, with a bonus baby Daff for sizing HDBFBFH

Why would you do this

the single most powerful thing you can do to eat ethically, is to eat locally

Why would u call him that :(

under the ocean floor there is hoarer

I wish my bones rattled when I moved, I think that would be very fun and sexy of me.

Just found out I've been running my air purifier for three months with NO FUCKING FILTER IN IT. I'VE JUST BEEN STIRRING THE FUCKING DIRT AROUND IN THE AIR. I HATE IT HERE.

Once I invited someone over and she took one step inside, sniffed around, and said "wow. It smells like you in here".

I still don't know if that was a good thing or not.

The verdict is out. As retribution for never having worked at the house of burger, I am doomed to spend two days in the late-night Mcdonald's. A fate only known to an unlucky few, that I will soon have to count myself a part of.

I just got a job at McDonald's. When do I get to meet the clown?