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Just got called crippled at work???

Y'all get it

I’ve decided that I have no desire to be hot. I want to be alluring, ethereal and slightly mysterious. Something that might make you question the existence of fairies if seen in the woods at night. Something that remember people of classic paintings of river nymphs and sculptures of greek goddesses

I wish my bones rattled when I moved, I think that would be very fun and sexy of me.

Hold on hoes, I think I might need to change my dosage. Apologies, we will resume this when I return.

Once I get my medication it's over for you hoes

My desk/table is stationed right next to the bathroom at my work. Needless to say,

I AM SO TIRED OF LISTENING TO PEOPLE PEE.

Loser idiot human totally got drinked lmao

if i was a vampire i would say "i drinked you" after feeding

NEW! TITS!

FOR MEN.

Ghosts?

In your room you say?

it's ok to keep secrets, everybody has some skeletons in the closet. Wraiths in the attic. Ghosts in the bedroom. Mummy in the kitchen. Enchanted armor on the stairs. Slimes in the basement. Maybe a giant spider in the backyard. Beholder or two in the garage. Vampires are also in the closet

It's over for you hoes

Once I get my medication it's over for you hoes

Sometimes, everyone knows the answer, but no-one is willing to tell you what it is.

Vintage lobster postcards.