Not Everything Is About Frankenstein But It Could Be

Sibling has said terrible things to me involving Brynjolf. Please kill on sight.

THIS IS STILL THE CASE IF ANY WEARY TRAVELLERS WANT TO KNOCK ON MY DOOR DURING A THUNDERSTORM WEARING A RAIN SOAKED WHITE SHIRT AND HAVE ME COME TO THE DOOR AND INVITE THEM INSIDE OUT OF THE RAIN AND MAKE THEM A LOVELY DINNER BUT NOT EAT ANY MYSELF AND-

I AM NOW IN SEARCH OF AN ENEMY TO INEVITABLY FALL IN LOVE WITH BY THE END OF THE BOOK. PLEASE APPLY ASAP AS I AM DOING VERY WELL IN MY CASTLE WITH MY VAST AMOUNTS OF WEALTH AND I DESIRE TO SPICE THINGS UP FOR PLOT REASONS.

Damn, I wish MY dick was an eagle's head. That sounds neato.

The Fall of the Rebel Angels (detail). Frans Floris de Vriedt ~ 1554 Koninklijk Museum voor Schone Kunsten • via Bibliothèque Infernale on FB

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Not me despairing at an old man until aliens

your first column of emojis describes your personality! what’s yours?

Sibling has said terrible things to me involving Brynjolf. Please kill on sight.

No, 'cause THAT sounds like a Harry Potter spell.

motheren fuckeren

i wake up in the morning, i roll my neck, i say: “some things belong only to me. to have secrets is to be human.”

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

Bitch, that's Kevin...

Healer Cowboy Glam

nobody talks about the male swaglessness epidemic