IN A WORLD WHERE BEAUTY AND ATTRACTIVENESS HAVE BECOME SO COMMONPLACE AND MUNDANE THE EXCEPTIONAL UGLINESS

Finally, someone gets it.

🤔 much to think about

I wish humans purred like cats so I'd know if I'm holding them right.

Can we get...??? The screen cap??? Or???

coupled with like. you know how in mandy there’s that scene where she walks out of the water and he looks at her through the fire and the only look we get at her is from the neck up and she looks like this gaunt and kind of grotesque and incredibly beautiful otherwordly thing with one enormous throbbing eye. and you’re like oh he loves her.

I'm a level 45 master necromancer and I STILL don't know what's up with the arena or what's good to have in a deck or literally anything. I pick the cool ones idc.

Truly I'm still in 2011 playing wizard101. I don't know dick from squat when it comes to battle strategy and equipment grinding and pet breeding and on and on and on. All I know is hit thing harder than it hit me, like god intended. Yes I lose battles a lot why do you ask

onlinedipshit87: Honestly beef stew isnt even that good

-15 relations with race: dwarves

-25 relations with race: orcs

-500 relations with race: halflings

Race: Halflings now see you as a mortal enemy. You will be attacked on sight in halfling settlements

"Hold on, let me slither into something a little more comfortable." I say putting on a suit made of someone else's skin.

Just got called crippled at work???

Girls be like "I can fix him", and it's their Dad.

Why won't Jekyll say what he did as Hyde. He confessed to murder but won't admit to shenanigans

[picking at my scabs] heehee hoohoo texture be gone. surely there will be no repercussions