Why Won't Jekyll Say What He Did As Hyde. He Confessed To Murder But Won't Admit To Shenanigans

Damn, I wish MY dick was an eagle's head. That sounds neato.

The Fall of the Rebel Angels (detail). Frans Floris de Vriedt ~ 1554 Koninklijk Museum voor Schone Kunsten • via Bibliothèque Infernale on FB

you wish to read the Gnome Tome? tch… we keep that one in the forbidden section for a reason, kid. come back when you’re jolly

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There used to be a butcher shop a five minute walk up the street from my house. To communicate how important that is, there is nothing else five minutes from my house.

There is nothing for at least fifteen minutes from my house.

If that butcher shop was still there I could walk up the street and buy a sausage and it would take me five minutes.

But it isn't, so I can't.

Why am I alive at this point, if I can't even walk five minutes and get a sausage.

My boss makes a dollar, I have depression, that's why I cry on company time.

What if I don't know who I am, but I'm doing weird shit anyway?

a graph based on my observations

Just got called crippled at work???

How to play an accordion:

-play piano.

-turn it 90°.

-never look at your fingers again.

-don't forget to do the squeeze.

When Daff was born they just fell out.

KFJFJF so uhhh this is the first go around on what Daff's mom looks like, with a bonus baby Daff for sizing HDBFBFH

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