Bugishere - Bug

Just found out I've been running my air purifier for three months with NO FUCKING FILTER IN IT. I'VE JUST BEEN STIRRING THE FUCKING DIRT AROUND IN THE AIR. I HATE IT HERE.

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Not me despairing at an old man until aliens

your first column of emojis describes your personality! what’s yours?

Oh...

Hello there.

tap for a surprise

I just got a job at McDonald's. When do I get to meet the clown?

PLEASE STOP ATTACKING ME

Sometimes, everyone knows the answer, but no-one is willing to tell you what it is.

Vintage lobster postcards.

I'll never not reblog new sandwich ideas. Who am I not not to share this with the two people who see my posts?

Have you ever tried adding some thin apple slices to a sandwich with vegetable, cheese, and/or meat, if you can have those together? A little bit of thin apple in a savory sandwich adds a little bit of crunch, without making shrapnel like potato chips become; it also adds just enough sweetness to add some complexity to the sandwich, without fighting the other flavors.

I love this ask so much thank you this is why I turn anon on sometimes

I would like to clarify THE DRINK.

hahahaha hoo *takes a beaker full of glowy green laboratory juice and drinks its contents* aw haha *becomes an evil and fucked up monster* hahaha

Just got called crippled at work???