Bruce Truly Hates Magic With Every Pump And Beat Of His Heart.

wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

Outsider POV

For some reason the outsider POV rec we did disappeared and there’s been a few fun fics written recently, so I decided to repost the list and add a couple of new ones :)  

The Convict Ian Brought Home - POV Tami

Captive Look - POV Raymond (that poor officer that had to deal with them in prison)

This Time (We’ll Be Fine) - POV Lip 

The Mystery That is Mickey Milkovich - POV Trevor

Wonders Never Cease - POV Ralph Wong (that ROTC boy Mickey beat up under the bleachers)

on the outside, looking in - POV Different characters/Gallaghers

That Time Billy Found Out the Real Reason Mickey Beat Him Up - POV Billy Wong (that same boy but he’s Billy in this one :D)

Tidal Wave of an Ocean of Emotion - POV Liam

do u want to know a secret? - POV Kev

Awakening (Fiona Knows Best) - POV Fiona

Teenage Tales - POV Outsider

The One Where Fiona Finds Out - POV Fiona

Laundry Spy - POV Fiona

To Keep Your Gentle Heart - POV Kev

see me in a better light - POV Different Gallaghers

a LONG list of fic recs

some fics i have enjoyed over the years

tonight belongs to me by @solitarycreaturesthey

the cleaner by @notherenewjersey

first times by @sluttygallavich

span the distance (bridge the border) by @sam-loves-seb

Every Love and Every Pretense by MintSauce

the taming of ian gallagher by @whatthebodygraspsnot

absent of shame by fingersfallingupwards

Re-boyfriending  by @ms-moonlight-inn

it'd be better if you flayed me alive by @crestfallercanyon

kodachrome by Aelia_Gioia

The afterlife by @rayrayor

Melánia by milominderbinder

When You Call Unexpected by @ms-moonlight-inn and @gallavichgeek

Kissed and Unkissed (Phil)Lips by Efflorescent

Right On Time by @depressedstressedlemonzest

Brotherly duty  by crazynadine

Anger Management by @transmurderbug

Misunderstandings by labelma

i like taking pictures (as long as you're in them) by @em-harlsnow

Weed Dreams are made of this by @jrooc and @mybrainismelted

will you still love me when i'm no longer young and beautiful? by @m4ndysk4nkovich

Extraction: Mickey’s Version by @callivich

5 Times Mickey Has Seizures and 1 Time Ian Sees by blackXroseXdying

happier than then by restapesta

Seduceable by labelma

Rewind by @energievie

Liquor Store Robbery by come2gusu

half-grown  by @sam-loves-seb

Ian Gallagher And All Of His Mistakes by toraten

The Morning After by lm19

Needy Bottom by sournotion

Teenage Runaway series by sadwhales

falling for you without a second look by xylodemon

Proud (Outro).  by @twinklyylights

Radio Silence by OfficialStarsandGutters 

Tumblr Archives: Serious by @arrowflier

Look So Good When You're Reading Me  by orphan_account

Employer of the Year; or, The Further Adventures of Mickey Milkovich, Power Bottom by  skepwith

Your Question Has Been Received by @heymacy

Beautiful by undisclosed69

Moonlight Sonata  by AnnaNSmith

Mickey Milkovich vs Kent State Gun Girl  by labelma

gossip never ends by restapesta

Meet the Neighbors by @arrowflier

Uptown Boy by red_special_specialist

a dream of you and me  by markofalover

One Bullet, Two Boys by Eyesthatseenothing

when you get there you'll know  by biblionerd07

please don't say I'm going alone  by biblionerd07

Unexpected by lockmyheart

Etherized Against the Sky  by Snarfle

Queen of Decatur by jaxington

The Fourth Milkovich by Dragon_in_Disguise

people problems  (svetlana x fiona)

The Cat's Meow by my_hopeless_opus (debbie x sandy)

Closeness by beskarsteel (debbie x sandy)

Complicated  by leinthalexandra (debbie x sandy)

skyscrapers by We_Were_Younger (mandy x karen)

sticks and stones by @holymurdock (mandy x karen)

Lipstick by leinthalexandra (mandy x karen)

like lightning  by shamiram (mandy x karen)

I think Dick occasionally explains his many skills with, "I once had a job as a" and nobody buys it and to everyone's shock he really was a gay French gymnastics teacher at a finishing school for female assassins. And that's why he knows how to interpret cuneiform. Explanation over.

Barry: Hey Batsy, which Robin was the best at, well.. being Robin.

Bruce: The first one.

Hal, whispering to Diana: That's Nightwing, right?

Diana: Yes

Oliver: You answered that quickly.

Bruce: Asking which one is best at being Robin is just asking which one is best at being Nightwing.

Barry: Supes! do you understand him?

Clark: Nightwing defined what Robin is, Nightwing and Robin are one in the same. You can't get better at being Robin than him.

Hal: I thought Batman defined what Robin was?

Diana: You're sorely mistaken.

Couldn't decide if most of the Justice League should know the Batfamily's secret identities. You can change everytime Nightwing is said to Dick if you want, it makes no difference.

Fanfiction Prompt

In a non-Akuma related incident, Marinette breaks her right hand. Ladybug contacts Chat Noir, she's hurt her hand, and is worried she won't be able to perform her duties as ladybug until it heals. Chat offers a solution, they'll kwami swap. Yes, she'll still be less effective with that Black Cat with one hand down, but surely a full function Mr. Bug and a hampered Lady Noire is better than the other way around. So they swap Miraculouses. Oddly, when she detransforms later, Plagg's ring doesn't look like it did previous times they swapped. It's silver and a bit chunkier. The next day at school, Alya makes a noise like a stream whistle. Marinette is confused, until Alya spells it out... She's clearly wearing Adrien's ring. On her ring finger. On her left hand...

Prompt by Tiwaz

Tim: I can’t tell dick?? I don’t want him to think I’m crazy or not trustworthy bc I’m doing something reckless??!

Jason who saw Dick make out with a mark to steal something from his pocket when Dick was 17:…

Bruce who saw Dick jump off a moving plane and hum the song “I need a hero” instead of calling for Superman:

Wally who say Dick go fuck it and infiltrate a sex trafficking ring as a stripper bc someone said he was too pretty to work for the mob:

Roy who has smacked dick out of delusions 15 times too many:

Clark who saw dick stay in a radioactive city for vibes:

Diana who has heard Donna’s concerned ramblings since she was like 12:

Damian who saw that Dick turned the bat ears into projectiles that can electrocute you:

Steph who saw the same thing:

Tim who refuses to believe Dick Grayson can do anything that isn’t brilliant, premeditated and completely the best option: I CANT HE’ll be so disappointed:(

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

People making Life Series Scott a unicorn hybrid is so funny to me.

like is Joel killing him because he's a horse? hilarious implications.

Switching between these every day