sustainable.
Is it just me or are the new tumblr users convinced there's a penalty of some kind for using this site like it's meant to be used?
i want to suck him. i want to fuck him. i want to make him cry. i want him to make me cry. i want him to empty inside me. i want his tongue in every orifice. i want to forget what my name is. i want to steal his last name. i want to scream. i want to cream. i want to be reamed. i want his dick charting new territory. i want him so intimately familiar with every ridge and bump of my insides he can read what it says in braille. i want cum to seep from my nose, ears and eyes. i want my ancestors concerned. i want to birth him an empire. i want to suck him and again, i would like to fuck him.
HAAANK! THAT'S NOT ART BY THE OP HANK! OP REPOSTED IT WITHOUT CREDIT! HANK!
it's important to mock and belittle military and law enforcement to signal to others that these are not respectable professions, both to dissuade entry and to devalorize the institutions in the public eye
My sense of humor is broken, I saw this in a geology presentation and started laughing
Just saw a goth girl on a dating app. Spider tattoo on her neck, purple hair, black nails, fishnets, etc. Her top spotify songs were all taylor swift. This is a prime example of Batesian mimicry, in this essay, I will
A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.
Reblog to kill it faster
This is a genuinely essential watch, I think. I have often lamented that younger generations, who are otherwise more open and more likely to identify with and embrace queer identities, simply don't get educated in queer history, and the many generations of elders who went before us and paved the way to the world and the understanding that we have.
That education simply isn't easily available, it gets cleansed out of school systems by white supremacy and conservatism, and it gets suppressed on the internet by algorithms that are programmed to understand queerness as "advertiser unfriendly."
So thank Freja, Frigg and Frej that people like Caelan Conrad and their many collaborators are doing the heavy work of making up some of the difference. This video focuses on assimilationist- and respectability politics in the queer community, the false wedge that is being driven between gay people and their trans and queer siblings, and the long history of reactionary forces using exactly that tactic to try and stifle the drive for queer liberation.
Hear your history, so you may know who you are.
I am a(n):
⚪ Male
⚪ Female
🔘 Writer
Looking for
⚪ Boyfriend
⚪ Girlfriend
🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can't remember
hi im too tired to draw so instead i will be sending psychic waves into your brain about the coolest drawing i could hypothetically ever make what do u think
i have the opposite of that “everyone is an npc” mentality people have embraced where i’m instead like. the person next to me in line has someone they can’t wait to go home to, the person picking up their mail has felt devastation before, everyone in this grocery store is doing their sunday shopping, maybe the person that just honked at me is having the worst day of their life, my neighbor has doctors appointments and favorite foods and a song they can’t stand to hear anymore… you are all fully realized complex people and that is overwhelming me on a spiritual level…
Superman is an incredibly kind and tender character. (If he’s not being written that way, then he’s not being written well.) He inspires hope not just through his heroics, but also through his kindness toward other people. That’s his thing. Don’t you DARE call tenderness a “weakness.” Get your toxic masculinity the hell away from me and go read a badly written Batman comic if you want a “tough” male character.
i animate my fanart of yone! if you have wallpaper engine you can use it: wallpaper
this. this is what happened in that scene right
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your tits”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from gandalf.
I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you
So the splash art thread for our newest arrival on league is quite... something. Hwei is probably the most sickly pale soggy wet pathetic tormented artist character archetype I have ever seen. The man looks like he is sustaining himself on coffee and angsty overthinking alone.
Reception has been... unusual to say the least, but it seems positive so far?
It's almost time for Zack and Cody's reservation at the Italian restaurant
tumblr is full of phrases that we are all so desensitized to that they're just normal, but if you say it to a person in real life its so funny to them its a one-hit insta kill
i love people with favorite characters who barely have any content. i hope you feast well on your three comically tiny bread crumbs tonight
sorry but. jason was, in the end, just another unlucky person that died at the joker’s hands. we can talk about how his last moments were heroic (throwing himself at the bomb to protect sheila) or about how his search for love was what got him killed (bruce’s perceived rejection pushing him to go looking for sheila in the first place), but it doesn’t change that his death wasn’t something epic. it didn’t matter.
I really think everyone needs to truly internalize this:
Fictional characters are objects.
They are not people. You cannot "objectify" them, because they have no personhood to be deprived of. They have no humanity to be erased. You cannot "disrespect" them, because they are not real.
which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?