burger-boy-jones - A Lovers Conquest
A Lovers Conquest

|Jessica Broaddus| ♌ | 🌌 |26| I write tmnt x readers along with my AU Dark Descent. Feel free to request any song one shots, and don't be afraid to ask any questions about my upcoming AU series. ☺

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8 years ago

Reblog if you DO like Transformers RiD 2015. If you don’t, just don’t reblog it.

Reblog If You DO Like Transformers RiD 2015. If You Don’t, Just Don’t Reblog It.
9 years ago

Re-blog if you would date someone who identifies as bisexual

9 years ago

What do you think of all of your gay subscribers? (Or anyone of the LGBTQ+ community)

This is what I think of everyone

What Do You Think Of All Of Your Gay Subscribers? (Or Anyone Of The LGBTQ+ Community)
9 years ago
Squad Up

squad up

9 years ago
No Matter Your Age. No Matter Your Weight. No Matter Your Race. No Matter Your Gender. No Matter Your
No Matter Your Age. No Matter Your Weight. No Matter Your Race. No Matter Your Gender. No Matter Your
No Matter Your Age. No Matter Your Weight. No Matter Your Race. No Matter Your Gender. No Matter Your
No Matter Your Age. No Matter Your Weight. No Matter Your Race. No Matter Your Gender. No Matter Your
No Matter Your Age. No Matter Your Weight. No Matter Your Race. No Matter Your Gender. No Matter Your

No matter your age. No matter your weight. No matter your race. No matter your gender. No matter your skills. Cosplay is about everyone coming together & having fun.

9 years ago
The Crossover That No One Asked For
The Crossover That No One Asked For
The Crossover That No One Asked For
The Crossover That No One Asked For
The Crossover That No One Asked For
The Crossover That No One Asked For
The Crossover That No One Asked For
The Crossover That No One Asked For
The Crossover That No One Asked For
The Crossover That No One Asked For

The crossover that no one asked for

9 years ago
Inktober 6

inktober 6

internet fame comes at a high price…

Inktober 6
9 years ago
Long Ago, Two Races Ruled The Stars.
Long Ago, Two Races Ruled The Stars.
Long Ago, Two Races Ruled The Stars.
Long Ago, Two Races Ruled The Stars.

Long ago, two races ruled the stars.

HUMANS and MONSTERS.

9 years ago
Did Frisk Just Put Into Words What Half Of This Fandom Feels… Also….I Never Before Used This Much
Did Frisk Just Put Into Words What Half Of This Fandom Feels… Also….I Never Before Used This Much

Did Frisk just put into words what half of this fandom feels… Also….I never before used this much wikipedia to do a simple two-page comic.

@junkpilestuff​

9 years ago
Don’t Be Like That, Boys, Frisk Just Wanted To Show You Their Cool X-ray! Humans Sure Are Resilient!
Don’t Be Like That, Boys, Frisk Just Wanted To Show You Their Cool X-ray! Humans Sure Are Resilient!
Don’t Be Like That, Boys, Frisk Just Wanted To Show You Their Cool X-ray! Humans Sure Are Resilient!
Don’t Be Like That, Boys, Frisk Just Wanted To Show You Their Cool X-ray! Humans Sure Are Resilient!
Don’t Be Like That, Boys, Frisk Just Wanted To Show You Their Cool X-ray! Humans Sure Are Resilient!
Don’t Be Like That, Boys, Frisk Just Wanted To Show You Their Cool X-ray! Humans Sure Are Resilient!
Don’t Be Like That, Boys, Frisk Just Wanted To Show You Their Cool X-ray! Humans Sure Are Resilient!
Don’t Be Like That, Boys, Frisk Just Wanted To Show You Their Cool X-ray! Humans Sure Are Resilient!

Don’t be like that, boys, Frisk just wanted to show you their cool X-ray! Humans sure are resilient!

I figured the bone brothers would be easily freaked out by broken bones. This has been sitting on my computer unfinished since before finals, so I made myself sit down and finish it today! 

[previous comic: x]

9 years ago
Askin’ The Real Questions

askin’ the real questions

9 years ago

incomplete list of weird shit sans has done:

put a quantum physics book inside a joke book inside a quantum physics book inside a joke book inside a potentially infinite number of quantum physics and joke books

plague papyrus’ life with incidental music

create a self sustaining tornado made of trash

put a flashlight without batteries into the bulb socket of his lamp

chug an entire bottle of ketchup which is apparently a regular thing for him

teleport back and forth a short path to follow you and then act like you’re the one who’s following him

work like 5 sentry stations but is either not at any of them or asleep on the job and yet keeps getting hired at new sentry stations

sell water sausages in hot dog buns for 30 g a piece at his sentry station

stack said water sausages in hot dog buns on your head if your inventory is full

but only up to 29 sausages. 30 is just excessive.

sell concert tickets made of toilet paper for you and shyren’s concert

write “sans” on a lump of snow as a snowman

write “sans” on his face as a halloween costume

ride a tricycle down a highway that can keep up with the racecar papyrus is driving

break into the underground’s most expensive restaurant to have a private talk with an 8 year old

said private talk consisting of “I could kill you if I had to. actually nvm I’m rooting for you kid”

“you’re not dead so I did a great job at keeping you safe right?”

come across a giant door hidden deep inside the woods where he’s supposed to patrol for humans and his first thought is “man this would be great for practising knock knock jokes”

he practises his knock knock jokes on actual doors who the fuck does that that’s so cute

judge the trustworthiness of someone he’s never seen face to face based on how much they like bad jokes

the conveniently shaped lamp

when you reload your save multiple times in the hallway in pacifist route he tells you a series of code words and the code words are “I’m a stupid doodoo butt” and “I’m the legendary fartmaster”

instead of giving you the key to his room he retcons it onto your keychain

when he gives you the key he all dramatically says “It’s time you learn the truth” but when you go to his room you get stuck on a treadmill with a note that says “the truth is that you got owned, nerd…..”

whenever he says he’s going somewhere he walks off in the complete opposite direction

in pacifist end when everyone’s interrupting your fight with asgore he moves next to toriel by floating off the top of the screen and then reappearing from the bottom instead of just walking over like a regular fucking person

sometimes he runs a comb over his completely hairless head

this:

Incomplete List Of Weird Shit Sans Has Done:
9 years ago
Undertale \ Youtubers 
Undertale \ Youtubers 
Undertale \ Youtubers 

undertale \ youtubers 

mettaton \ pewdiepie 

papyrus \ jacksepticeye

sans \ markiplier

napstablook \ cry 

9 years ago

Can I talk about one line I especially appreciate in Undertale?

Can I Talk About One Line I Especially Appreciate In Undertale?

On it’s own, this line is a huge wham line of feelings on its own. It’s one of the pinnacles of the Pacifist run. It’s a single sentence basically summing up the morals used through said run, and it’s pretty heavy. But it also has a personal meaning to me, and I’d like to talk about the way the lowercase ‘love’ is used. 

Throughout the game of Undertale there is no direct romance involving Frisk. (They’re a child, first of all, and that’s just not the focus of the game in general), yet, this term is used.

‘Love’. In media you never really hear that outside of sexual and/or romantic relationships. You only hear the term ‘love’ when kisses or romantic partners are being described. And as an Aromantic it’s almost alienating to me. You can’t ‘love’ your friends in media. You’re ‘best friends’. Or you ‘Care about each other’. And in familial relationships only young children tend to say they ‘love’ each other. It’s never used like that. It’s as if media treats those two types of love as somehow less real. 

But they’re not. They’re just as, if not more, important as romantic ‘love’. And frankly I love that this one line throws that idea down the drain. 

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Because this is love

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This is love

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This is love

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This is love

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This is love

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This is love

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And this is love

And Undertale isn’t afraid to admit that.

9 years ago

when you’ve been in a fandom so long you no longer care about the dramas

When You’ve Been In A Fandom So Long You No Longer Care About The Dramas
9 years ago

Raise your hand if you don't judge rp partners for typos and spelling errors.

9 years ago
That’s How A Lot Of People Feel. Undertale Is Awesome! And Watching Jack’s Playthrough Of It Makes

That’s how a lot of people feel. Undertale is awesome! And watching Jack’s playthrough of it makes it even better.

(gifs gonna get a little slow and forgive me all mobile users. ) :(

9 years ago

So…because I just love to torture myself emotionally, I watched the Davie episode numerous times and…there’s something I noticed about it.

So…because I Just Love To Torture Myself Emotionally, I Watched The Davie Episode Numerous Times And…there’s

When America and Davie first met, Davie’s house was the only one for miles.

So…because I Just Love To Torture Myself Emotionally, I Watched The Davie Episode Numerous Times And…there’s

The book with the picture of the Blue bells in it was held in a large trunk made for travel or storing things a long distance. And considering that they, at this point in time, were only available in England, means that Davie, or at least his parents, were not originally from America.

So…because I Just Love To Torture Myself Emotionally, I Watched The Davie Episode Numerous Times And…there’s

The next time America went to see Davie, more homes had been build around the area, the place now being the size of a small village and by seeing the other boy who was talking with Davie, there are more people

So…because I Just Love To Torture Myself Emotionally, I Watched The Davie Episode Numerous Times And…there’s

The next time the place is even larger, it has turned into a full grown town.

So…because I Just Love To Torture Myself Emotionally, I Watched The Davie Episode Numerous Times And…there’s

This leads me to believe wasn’t just a young boy who lived in America. He was from one of the original English colonies, Possibly one of America’s very first citizens. The book about the flowers probably was something his parents brought with them over seas from England, bit since Davie was too young at the time he doesn’t remember ever seeing them expect for in a book. When Davie died America didn’t just loose a friend, he lost one of the FIRST PEOPLE TO EVER CALL HIS LAND HOME. Let that just sink in….

9 years ago

If the signs were mythological creatures:

Aries: Werewolf

Taurus: Hell hound

Gemini: Doppelgänger

Cancer: Banshee

Leo: Gay

Virgo: Angel

Libra: Nymph

Scorpio: Siren

Sagittarius: Ghost

Capricorn: Mermaid

Aquarius: Meme

Pisces: Gay

9 years ago

The Zodiac Power Couples

Aries / Leo

Taurus / Virgo

Gemini / Sagittarius

Cancer / Libra

Leo / Aquarius

Virgo / Capricorn

Libra / Aquarius 

Scorpio / Gemini

Sagittarius / Aquarius

Capricorn / Leo

Aquarius / Capricorn

Pisces / Leo

More Zodiac Here

9 years ago

Writing: Virgo, Scorpio, Taurus, Aries

Drawing: Leo, Aquarius, Sagittarius, Gemini

Both: Pisces, Capricorn, Cancer, Libra

9 years ago

The Types of Laugh each sign probably has

Aries: Loud and energetic, bright facial expression to match it.

Taurus: Quieter than aries, cuter too. Makes you want to see them laugh again.

Gemini: Crazy. Always seems to be laughing to themselves, even if you told the joke and you’re trying to laugh with them.

Cancer: Sweet, exists only to make you feel like you’re really funny and cool. Hugs you after their done. 

Leo: Smiles more than they laugh and sounds adorable.

Virgo: Big laugh, followed by questions about whatever you said.

Libra: Cute, but sounds like they might start gasping for air if you’re too funny.

Scorpio: *throws head back and laughs maniacally*

Sagittarius: Sounds the same every time and includes a cute smile.

Capricorn: Quiet and cute, covers face if they go too hard.

Aquarius: Biggest smile as they laugh, very expressive. Infectious. Sweet.

Pisces: Crazy smile and ridiculous laughter. Nice. 

9 years ago

headcanon that Feli's skin is the softest thing ever and kinda squishy (especially around the stomach and face), which Feli hates since he wants to be all muscley and cool looking like Luddy, but Luddy absolutely adores it and loves to nuzzle his skin and kiss it randomly because it calms him down hhhh

YES YES 

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He’s always loved Germany’s body (He’s actually notably been VERY attracted to it…Even sexually) 

He does wish he could have a body like Germany’s but…It’s just not his build, and it gets him down sometimes :( 

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BUT 

Germany totally does like him just the way he is, if anything he likes how tiny and squishy Italy is. It just fits him and it makes him good to snuggle with ^_^!

9 years ago

signs response to ‘i love you’

okay: capricorn, virgo, scorpio

i love you too: aries, cancer, pisces

i love me too: gemini, leo, sagittarius

*nervous chuckle*: taurus, libra, aquarius

9 years ago
^ Jack’s Thumbnail For This Video Is Fucking Awesome! :D THE THUMBNAILS FOR THE FRAN BOW VIDEOS ARE
^ Jack’s Thumbnail For This Video Is Fucking Awesome! :D THE THUMBNAILS FOR THE FRAN BOW VIDEOS ARE
^ Jack’s Thumbnail For This Video Is Fucking Awesome! :D THE THUMBNAILS FOR THE FRAN BOW VIDEOS ARE
^ Jack’s Thumbnail For This Video Is Fucking Awesome! :D THE THUMBNAILS FOR THE FRAN BOW VIDEOS ARE
^ Jack’s Thumbnail For This Video Is Fucking Awesome! :D THE THUMBNAILS FOR THE FRAN BOW VIDEOS ARE
^ Jack’s Thumbnail For This Video Is Fucking Awesome! :D THE THUMBNAILS FOR THE FRAN BOW VIDEOS ARE
^ Jack’s Thumbnail For This Video Is Fucking Awesome! :D THE THUMBNAILS FOR THE FRAN BOW VIDEOS ARE
^ Jack’s Thumbnail For This Video Is Fucking Awesome! :D THE THUMBNAILS FOR THE FRAN BOW VIDEOS ARE
^ Jack’s Thumbnail For This Video Is Fucking Awesome! :D THE THUMBNAILS FOR THE FRAN BOW VIDEOS ARE
^ Jack’s Thumbnail For This Video Is Fucking Awesome! :D THE THUMBNAILS FOR THE FRAN BOW VIDEOS ARE
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^ Jack’s thumbnail for this video is fucking awesome! :D THE THUMBNAILS FOR THE FRAN BOW VIDEOS ARE SO CREEPY AND COOL! 

Screenshots from Fran Bow #4! :)

This game is so interesting I’m honesty super into it! :) I keep wondering what’s going on, what’s going to happen and what creepy stuff we’re going to run into next? Plus I love watching Jack play this game as well. I love all the voices he gives the characters and his reactions to the creepy parts of the game. Watching him play horror games is fun! :D

9 years ago

Animate has released a sample of the character songs from the upcoming Hetalia: The World Twinkle Character CD Vol. 7 - America and Russia.

As previously announced, the CD will contain songs sung by Katsuyuki Konishi in the voice of America and Yasuhiro Takato in the voice of Russia. It is slated for release on October 28, 2015.

9 years ago
Quality Episode 10/10 Would Watch Again ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)/
Quality Episode 10/10 Would Watch Again ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)/
Quality Episode 10/10 Would Watch Again ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)/
Quality Episode 10/10 Would Watch Again ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)/
Quality Episode 10/10 Would Watch Again ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)/

quality episode 10/10 would watch again ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)/

9 years ago
BEAUTIFUL CINNAMON ROLL TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD, TOO PURE

BEAUTIFUL CINNAMON ROLL TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD, TOO PURE

9 years ago

The signs as things my history teacher has said

Aries: "I hate most of the teachers at this school anyways"

Taurus: "And the settlers arrived in the prairies and they said 'Where's the frickin house???'"

Gemini: "the Eiffel Tower is a piece of crap"

Cancer: "the British are very... British"

Leo: *applause coming from another classroom* "thank you! thank you!"

Virgo: "you thought this student was skipping?? No way, she'll be here until she dies"

Libra: "tamagotchis used to be cool... But now where's your frickin dog?"

Scorpio: "And what was the French reaction? Nothing because they're French"

Sagittarius: "live for today, not tomorrow... YOLO as you would say"

Capricorn: "some teachers have a PHD or whatever... I just have a basic degree, it's good enough for this school anyways"

Aquarius: "I suck in drawing so shut the hell up"

Pisces: "do you watch bob the square sponge whatever?"

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