Burgersposts - Out From The Window, Into The Garden

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

one of the craziest things about mental illness is when you know you're mentally ill and that this causes you to Experience Symptoms but then when you're Experiencing those Symptoms you're like "what could possibly be causing this... the mental illness? no... that can't be it... there's just something wrong with me..." and then it turns out it was in fact the mental illness

want a shirt that says YOU SHOULD FEEL VISCERALLY VIOLATED BY THE UNSTOPPABLE CORPORATE ENCROACHMENTS ON YOUR ATTENTION SPAN, BY THE FACT THAT YOU STARTLE LIKE A TRAINED ANIMAL AT EVERY NOTIFICATION, BOTH OVERSTIMULATED AND BORED, LETHARGIC AND JUMPY, WAITING FOR THE NEXT BIT OF VALIDATION WITH THE SAME SICKLY EXCITEMENT AND FEAR AS A GAMBLER AT THE TABLE

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

Ive eaten crunchwraps more supreme than this court

good evening to the girls who pick their skin and hair, the girls who bite their cheeks and nails, the girls who arent girls at all, the girls that are stuck in loops, the girls that can never make their coffee right, the girls that are lost in the irony, the girls that bite, the girls that are gerard way, the girls that are wired earphone connoiseurs, the girls that want to kill their fathers, the girls who like graphic poetry, the girls who are in spirit violent white guys, the girls that cyberbully, the girls that suicide bait, the girls that pirate, the girls that use vitriolic language, and last but not least the girls that blog <3