How Do They Choose Which Sand To Be The Glass And Which Sand To Be The Sand In An Hourglass... Imagine

Why does it always have to be in another universe and not this one ?

Posts about Mario made by non-fans that I mentally quote all the time

So Sally Jackson dropped a match in a milkshake and immediately Poseidon showed up

Which means that her milkshake did in fact bring all the boys to the yard

ive been in my room doing absolutely nothing for the past few hours so im gonna put youtube on and actually do this otherwise i literally never will

geniunely forgot that i have to figure out what dialogue to use for auditions for our play that i am assistant director of oops

i have a meeting tomorrow with the director to talk about it so i need to get on that

"You're a vampire?! Why can I see you in the mirror then?!" "You idiot, mirrors haven't been using silver since the 1950s!!"

An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

shout out to everybody who’s unlearning the old habits that won’t serve them in their next chapter of life. letting go is difficult, counterintuitive, and disorienting. it’s also worth it.

we're literally bubbline but if the aesthetics were swapped

could never be me...I take a whole day and a half, don't finish because I keep getting distracted and then a week later come back to the same chores and repeat the cycle again

most random thought ever but can we talk about how rapunzel just fucking speedran chores here

porcino jablinski or something idk guys the brain rot is setting in