Adrien Agreste Will NOT Be The Boyfriend You’re Bringing To The Girls Sleepover Movie Night. He Will

Hi tumblr! In case you didn't know, I run a very silly DnD-esq improv mystery show on Drawfee called Drawtectives! Here's the intro that me and @dilfosaur made for it that I'm very proud of. The way that it works is that I write the season / episodes before hand then make all of the main assets before we record, then we run it like a DnD campaign without the dice rolling or skill checks... or skills. The show is in it's 3rd season but you in NO way have to watch the other seasons to jump right in! Just join in and solve a mystery or two with this found family of lovable idiots all played by a... found family of lovable idiots (us the Drawfee team). Episode 1 of Midnight Alley can be found here and the playlist for the season can be found here! New episodes every month unless the baby arrives sooner than anticipated.

I really hope you all enjoy it and if you do, please share it with your friends!

Somebody derogatorily called me “blindly obedient” to the show on one of my posts. Unfortunately I blocked them before I took a screenshot but I keep rotating it in my mind. At first I was annoyed like “enjoying a show is ‘obedience’?” but I was a fool then. Yes I am blindly obedient. Yes I am on my knees at this shows mercy. Yeah, sure, if the show tells me to jump off a cliff I will. When the show says “Adrien and Marinette kiss” I say “how far”. The show tells me that Zoe and Sabrina have homoerotic tension and I am taking emphatic notes. The show tells me that Gabriel was always an absent father and I am kissing its toes

okay let's get into my thoughts of each track based on the titles: Track 1 - Fortnight (ft. Post Malone) POST MALONE??? i swear, i'm not joking, i had like a dream or a thought a little while ago that was like "lmao what if taylor collaborated with post malone what would that be like- she would never tho that would be crazy" so ig i manifested it?? ngl i don't listen to post malone and i haven't heard many of his songs. except i think that one song about circles that was on the radio a lot a while ago when i would listen to the radio all the time was his song. it was fine, kind of annoying tho once i heard it too much. i'm really not sure what to expect with the song, but i do like the title. a fortnight is two weeks so i'm curious if time will have a significance in this track, let alone the album. she wore a clock choker last night and kept asking Tree if her watch was set correctly, apparently to midnight, so i have a feeling time may be a theme within the album. idk but fortnight just gives me middle ages castle vibes so i'm curious if this song will have modern vibes, old hollywood vibes, or like ancient vibes when it comes to setting.

Track 2 - The Tortured Poets Department the titular track!! okay i genuinely have no ideas whatsoever for what this song could be about. maybe another anti-hero/yoyok type song? or even like a mastermind/labyrinth type love song? tbh idk- im really curious to hear other theories or opinions on this track so pls share !!

Track 3 - My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys 101% about a bf who once treasured and loved their relationship starts letting it die (cough joe cough). that phrase is so powerful because it provides the perfect imagery to show "yeah he loved me a lot, but he also hurt me" whether or not he knew it, he did it. this title definitely gives me like poetry title vibes so i'm curious what not only the lyrics will be but what the actual musical element will sound like.

Track 4 - Down Bad OH BOY A DELUSIONAL TRACK YES PLEASE. i can already tell that a running theme within this album is like wanting someone you can't have or loving someone too much that it's an issue. oh boy am i ready for the down bad delusional song this track will give us. i'm really hoping it'll be more of a happy delusional than a sad unrequited love delusion because i could see it going in that direction and as clever as that is i would like to be supported in my delusions. i'm really excited for this song.

Track 5 - So Long, London I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO TALK ABOUT THIS ONE OMG. THIS IS THE WHOLE REASON IM MAKING THIS POST. OH BOY. OKAY SO. the parallel to London Boy is CLEAR. bye bye joe. FAREWELL. we are officially done and over. there is no way in which i can look at this track title and not think "this is about joe" because it just so clearly is and i am HERE for it. i am curious if it's going to be a bad bitch call-out track or a sad mourning track...we'll just have to wait and see ig! (just realized it's a track 5 so it could be more emotional, but maybe she'll go a different route this time? i don't know but it'll be great fs)

Track 6 - But Daddy I Love Him OH MY GOD. as a lesbian it's frustrating that i'm sure many of these songs will be heavy on the "he's a boy" so it'll be harder for me to sing along earnestly, BUT that being said...i CANNOT WAIT for this track. i honestly don't know what the vibe will be for it but i'm sure it's phenomenal and i can't wait to hear it.

Track 7 - Fresh Out the Slammer is this a phrase? am i out of the loop? hold on lemme look it up..okay all i've learned is that there are several other songs with this same name. truly have no clue what this could be.

Track 8 - Florida!!! (ft. Florence + The Machine) i. i don't even know what to expect. i think i might just expect nothing because that way i'll definitely be surprised and delighted.

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the stardust app asks if your flow is light, medium, heavy, or

CRIME SCENE🩸

nothing has ever been more accurate for my period

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everything i know about percy jackson

I've never read the books, watched the movies, or watched the show, but my mutuals have been reblogging a lot of gifs and posts so here's what I've got:

the show is a good adaptation of the books but the movies are Bad.

percy and annabeth are The Most Couple Goals Ever despite not being a couple and also being 12 years old.

Grover! He's great! He has a consensus song! He committed psychological warfare! Does he have goat legs? I think he has goat legs!

the evil gold chair tried to eat percy

mount olympus is in the empire state building

sword pen?

percy can't drive but that won't stop him (he's from new york)

there is a camp and it is for half-bloods and they have orange T-shirts

lin-manuel miranda is a god? who delivers boxes? maybe? the god of UPS workers? i was not paying attention unfortunately and therefore I do not know

I'm pretty sure somebody stole some lightning

"pretty soon i'll be 80...and im losing my balances and my brains" -my maternal grandfather

my seeya>>>

When I am at work and auntie sends me this

Mentally I am here

geniunely forgot that i have to figure out what dialogue to use for auditions for our play that i am assistant director of oops

i have a meeting tomorrow with the director to talk about it so i need to get on that