El Wiwi

my fav girldad <3

*breaks through the door*

Hellooooo I hope you’re doing alright 💚💚

May I suggest Dum Dum please 👀

Hi Weendyy!

I'm getting better, it's hard to manage my loud head day to day though, but I'm getting the hang of it.

A Dum Dum is gladly delivered for you <3 He took off those mega boots, I headcanon he stinks like hell. Just like Gage.

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Giovanni: "The ultimate goal of Team Rocket is to use Pokémon to rule the world. I, Giovanni, am its leader!"

Giovanni the next morning:

i fucking LOVE smollusk so much hes just a fuck damn baby !!!! hes a BABY baby

Hugging little Snom Erin to cool off in the heat of summer. Frosmoth Ingo does not know how he feels about this use of the boy. Erin does not mind since he is being held, but... He does maybe start to snack on your shirt. Ingo reminds you that he is still a larva...

Quality time with aunts

This is so funn- OFFICIAL POKEMON ACCOUNT?

Answering one of our asks with this Larry quote.

has this been done before?

H U H

Okay that said there's two things I get from this

He's part of a nuclear family (two kids, one boy one girl) which the most average family you can find, so haha another normal man stereo type

this man has canonically fucked at least TWICE