Buxtry - Bingo Jones

What is wrong with you? Nothing anymore, that baptism thing worked wonders. I’m changed

Dr. Ian Malcolm in Jurassic World: The Fallen Kingdom

when will you idiots learn, eh?

Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks

Evidence:

“Jesus. Low-Key Lyesmith,“ said Shadow. and then he heard what he was saying and he understood. “Loki,” he said. “Loki Lie-smith.” “You’re slow,” said Loki, “but you get there in the end.” And his lips twisted into a scarred smile and the embers danced in the shadows of his eyes.

— American Gods, Neil Gaiman. 

HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPING

HE KNOWS WHEN YOU’RE AWAKE

HE KNOWS IF YOU’VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD

SO BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE

American Gods | Opening Title Sequence [x]

Clothilde/Stella + a Tumblr text post