Some Hostile Alien: I Could Kill You If I Wanted To, Human.

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What all ask boxes look like for me (submission boxes look exactly the same):

Left: what happens when I try to open dms (New Message does nothing); I can’t even read them. Right: when I try to go to someone’s dms from their blog.

Neither new things I post nor old things I post show up in the tags they’re in, even if they were before.

I can type things into replies, but it won’t actually post them.

Since it doesn’t seem this one has been encountered by many people yet, maybe reblog this so people know about it. I’m probably getting deleted though

http://thehardtimes.net/news/death-metal-flyer-accidentally-uses-logo-font-show-date/   I’M DYING

Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull and Madeleine Smith, via.

Schrödinger’s Cat Cross Stitch Pattern from KookyCrossStitch

before you post, remember S.T.O.P.!!!!

are you SEXUALIZING that old man?

does that old man TURN you ON?

POST.

Stuart Semple doing his DMV paperwork probably: *checks “yes” for organ donor* Stuart Semple: Stuart Semple: “*These organs may not be used by Anish Kapoor, or be used by anyone who intents to give them to Anish Kapoor, FURTHERMORE–

1964 Ferrari 158

a darkened auditorium with 264 silent people in the seats. on the stage, me, sitting on a stool, lit by a spotlight, the only light in the theatre. i hold up a photo of my cat, 10 people applaud, two or three hold up photocopies of the same photo, the rest do nothing, watching, waiting. 

*including weird little girls who grew up and realized they were not girls and weird little girls who didnt know they were girls yet. also this does not imply that you grew out of said interest. i didnt grow out of mine. also if you had multiple pick the most intense / primary one <3

sucks fr the people genetically disposed to think cilantro taste like soap. god really left u behind there i am sorry