I Like How Everybody Is Paired Off Haha

please do not ask me what my plans for the future are, im quite literally still not convinced that i am even a real person

Falling in love with Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

This ‘Swim Reaper’ Instagram Account Is Absolute Gold

lmfaooooo

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS: Pilot Being a vampire’s familiar is like being a best friend who’s also a slave. Tomorrow night marks the ten year anniversary since I started working for my master. I think he’s planning something pretty special. I think he’s going to make me a vampire.

Farewell online privacy