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Reblog if you're a REAL Star Trek fan.

How do you know if you’re a REAL Star Trek fan?

• You must like Star Trek • That’s it • That’s literally the only requirement for being a Star Trek fan • If you like Star Trek, you’re a REAL Star Trek fan

my new favourite genre of image is the doctorwhos terrorising each other at conventions

Women always figure out the truth. Always.

James Gurney - Garden of Hope, 1992

someone in my target language: hi :)! how are you?

me and Duolingo in haunting unison: the boys have the pears

Hobbies and interests.

PREHISTORIC PROTO-MONKEY: I don't need ascorbic acid. From my cells. I eat fruit all the time dude. I'm better than that OTHER PREHISTORIC PROTO-MONKEY: I agree with your lifestyle and will fuck you raw to prove it GUY LOOKING FOR THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE 36,530,125 YEARS LATER: ow oof my shitty british teeth

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